I used to do it in D, now using movie key of G. Note that its in waltz time.

Intro: (gospel hum)

G / D7 G [bass D0 D2 G0 E3] [x4]

G Bm

Sodomy, Fellatio

Em A7 [Bass A0 A1 A2 A3, or play A, Bb, B, C chord]

Cunnilingus, Pederasty

C D7

Father, why do these words sound so nasty?

G Dm7

Masturbation can be fun

G7 C

Join the holy orgy

Am A#dim (xx2323)

Kama Sutra

G C G

Everyone!

(beatles chord at end)

Chord riff:

|-10----8---6---------------|

|-11----8---6---------------|

|-10----8---7---------------|

|---------------------------|

|---------------------------|

|---------------------------|

Verse 1:

Bb

Oh, once upon a looking-for-Donna-time

F

There was a sixteen year old virgin

Bb Bb7

Oh Donna, oh oh, Donna, oh oh oh

Eb Ab Eb

Looking for my Donna.

Bb

I just got back from looking for Donna

F

San Francisco psychedelic urchin

Bb Bb7

Oh Donna, oh oh, Donna, oh oh oh

Eb Ab Eb

Looking for my Donna.

Eb

Have you seen my sixteen year old tattooed woman?

Ab F Bb Bb7

Heard a story / She got busted for her beauty, oh oh oh

Verse 2:

Bb

I just got back from looking for Donna

F

San Francisco psychedelic urchin

Bb Bb7

Oh Donna, oh oh, Donna, oh oh oh

Eb Ab Eb

Looking for my Donna.

Bridge:

Eb C F

I've been to India and saw the yogi light

D Gm

In South America the Indian smoke glows bright

Bb Bb7 Eb

I'm reincarnated and so are we all

A7 Eb

And in this lifetime we'll rise

Ab F

Before we fall

Verse 3:

Bb

I just got back from looking for Donna

F

San Francisco psychedelic urchin

Bb Bb7

Oh Donna, oh oh, Donna, oh oh oh

Eb Ab Eb

Looking for my Donna.

Eb C F

And I'm gonna show her life on earth can be sweet

D Gm

Gonna lay my mutated head at her feet

Bb Bb7

And I'm gonna love her, make love to her

Eb

till the sky turns brown;

A7

I'm evolving, I'm evolving

Eb

Through the drugs

Ab F

That you put down (that you put down)

Ending:

Bb

Once upon a looking-for-Donna-time

F

There was a sixteen year old virgin

Bb Bb7

Oh Donna, oh oh, Donna, oh oh oh

Eb Ab Eb

Looking for my Donna.

Eb Ab Eb

Looking for my Donna.

Gm Bb C Gm

Donna!

Gm Bb C Gm

Hashish

Cocaine

Marijuana

Opium LSD

DMT STP, BLT

A&P, IRT APC, alcohol

cigarettes, shoe polish, cough syrup, peyote

Equanil, dexamyl, camposine, chemadrine,

Thorazine, trilafon, dexadrine, benzedrine,

meth a drine, meth a drine,

C

S-E-X Y-O-U WOW!

good cover

Gb/Ab = Gb11 I think = 6x6544

B/Db= 9X987X or x44444

Uses that 11th chord a lot, and very nicely.

(need to go verses 2 on and drop the key to Dmaj7)

1st VERSE:

Dmaj7 G (or maj7) C9 (or dom7)

Midnight at the o - a - sis.

Dmaj7 G C9

Sing your camel to bed.

Dmaj7 G C9

Shadows painting our fa - ces,

F Bb9 F/G G/A (or A7)

tra - ces romance in our heads.

2nd VERSE:

Heaven holding a half moon.

Shining down just for us.

Let's slip off to a sand dune

real soon. Kick up a little dust.

BRIDGE:

D# F(6) G# A#/C

Come out the cactus is our friend.

D# F(6) G# A#/C

He'll point out the way.

D# F(6) G# A#/C

Come on 'till the evening ends,

F/G G/A (or A7)

'till the evening ends.

3rd VERSE:

You don't have to an - swer.

There's no need to speak.

I'll be your belly dan - cer,

pran - cer and you can be my sheik.

Titty kazoo (verse)

4th VERSE:

I know your daddy's a sul - tan.

A nomad known to all.

With fifty girls to attend him

they all send him.

They jump at his beck an call.

5th VERSE:

But you won't need no harem honey.

When I am by your side.

And you won't need no ca - mel No no

when I take you for a ride

PLAY BRIDGE:

PLAY 1st VERSE:

Written by the Bee Gees!

Nice cover (down 3 half steps)

Good version on Ultimate Guitar for transposing.

Capo 1st fret for album key.

Starting note is the 5th

INTRO

| Dm | Dm | Bbmaj7 | Bbmaj7 C | Dm | Dm | Bbmaj7 | Bbmaj7 |

Dm Gm Dm

Life is a moment in space

Gm Bb

When the dream is gone

C F

It's a lonelier place

Cm Bb

I kissed the morning goodbye

Bb/A Gm

But down inside

A

You know we never know why

Dm Gm Dm

The road is narrow and lone

Gm Bb

When eyes meet eyes

C F

And the feeling is strong

Cm F

I turn away from the wall

Bb F

I stumble and fall

Bb A

But I give you it all

Dm A Dm

I am a woman in love

A Dm

And I'd do anything

A Dm

To get you into my world

A Dm

And hold you within

C Gm

It's a right I defend

F

Over and over again

Dm Bbmaj7

What do I do

Dm Gm Dm

With you eternally mine

Gm Bb

In love there is

C F

No measure of time

Cm Bb

We planned it all at the start

Bb/D Gm

That you and I

A

Live in each other's heart

Dm Gm Dm

We may be oceans away

Gm Bb

You feel my love

C F

I hear what you say

Cm F

No truth is ever a lie

Bb F

I stumble and fall

Bb A

But I give you it all

Dm A Dm

I am a woman in love

A Dm

And I'd do anything

A Dm

To get you into my world

A Dm

And hold you within

C Gm

It's a right I defend

F

Over and over again

Dm Bb7

What do I do

D#m Bb D#m

I am a woman in love

Bb D#m

And I'm talking to you

Bb D#m

You know I know how you feel

Bb D#m

What a woman can do

C# G#m

It's a right I defend

Bb7

Over and over again

D#m Bb D#m

I am a woman in love

Bb D#m

And I'd do anything

Bb D#m

To get you into my world

Bb D#m

And hold you within

C# G#m

It's a right I defend

Bb7

Over and over again

(FADE)

Great mellow cover, David Lee Roth version, Louis Prima version, nice slow instrumental, Louis Armstrong version,

David Lee Roth and Louis Prima do it in G#, but doing it in G for a bit easier singing since theres some high notes.

E7b9 = x7676x

Nice intro:

|------------------------------|

|------------------------------|

|------------------------------|

|------------------------------|

|-----2--5--2-----5------------|

|--3-----------5---------------|

For the last two, can play Am7 - D7 chords or Am7 - D9

[Verse 1]

G Gmaj7

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go,

G6 (Bbdim7) Am7 D7 (or D9)

people know the part I'm playin'.

Am7 D7 (or D9 or Am6)

Pay for every dance, sellin' each romance,

Am7 D7 (?) Gmaj7

Ooohh, what they're sayin'.

G7 F7 (or F6 or Dm7)

There will come a day, when youth will pass away,

E7 Am7

what will they say about me?

C Cm or Cm6 G E7 (or E7b9)

When the end comes I know, I was just a gigolo..

Am7 D7 G (D7)

life goes on without me.

[repeat first verse]

[Optional turnaround: G6 - Bbdim7 - Am7 - D7]

#3

(D7) G7 F#7 F7 E E7 Am7

Cause, I.....ain't got nobody..nobody cares for me..

D7 (Am7) (D7)

nobody cares for me.

G7 F#7 F7 E7 A7

I'.....m so sad and lonely.. won't some sweet Mama

D7

come and take a chance with me?

(Db7) D7

Cause I ain't so bad.

(INTERLUDE:)

G7 F#7 F7 E7 Am7

Cause, I.....ain't got nobody..nobody cares for me..

D7 (Am7) (D7)

nobody cares for me.

(INTERLUDE:SAX:)

#4.

G7 F#7 F7 E7 Am7

Cause, I.....ain't got nobody..nobody cares for me..

D7 (Am7) (D7)

nobody cares for me.

G7 F#7 F7 E7 Am7

I'.....m so sad and lonely.. won't some sweet Mama

D7

come and rescue me?

D7

Cause I ain't so bad.

OUTRO: (???)

G7 F#7 F7 E7 C G

I... ain't got nobody, and there's nobody cares for me..

G D7 G beatles

there's nobody cares for me.

Louis doing it,

(Can use same chords as Just a Gigollo...)

G Gmaj7

I eat antipasta twice

G6 Bbdim

just because she is so nice

Am7 D7

Angelina

Am7 D7

Angelina

Am7 D7 G

the waitress at the pizzeria

Or from robin:

Bb

I eat antipasta twice

F7

Just because she is so nice, Angelina

Bb

Angelina, the waitress at the pizzeria

I give up soup and minestrone

F7

Just to be with her alone, Angelina

Bb

Angelina, the waitress at the pizzeria

Eb

Ti vol-glio be-ne

Bb7

Angelina I adore you

E vol-glio be-ne

Eb

Angelina I live for you

C7

E un pas-sio-ne

Fm

You have set my heart on fire

Bb7

But Angelina

Eb----Gb--F7

Never listens to my song

Bb

I eat antipasta twice

--------------------------------------------------F7

Just because she is so nice, Angelina

--------------------------------------------Bb-----B7

Angelina, waitress at the pizzeria

Eb-----------------------------------Bb

If she'll be a my My Car-ra mi-a

-----------------------------F

Then I'll join in matrimony

-----------C7------------------------F7

With a girl who serves spumoni

-------------------------------Bb

And Angelina will be mine!

On youtube

[verse]

C

I took Felicia to Las Vegas, here's my story,

G

she spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore,

but when I said Id like to kiss ya...

C

Felicia... "no capisce"...

[verse pattern]

The way she gambled at the tables wasn't funny,

you should have seen the way she found to lose my money,

but when I said Id like to kiss ya...

Felicia... "no capisce"...

[chorus]

F

She understood (she understood),

C

she heard me good (she heard me good),

F

when I said Have some real imported cheese.

D7

But when I said (but when I said),

G

Give me a squeeze (Give me a squeeze),

G7

youd think that i was talking Japanese...

She never heard about the birds and bees...

[She was half abruzzese, half calabrese...]

[verse pattern]

You gotta see the things I bought her,

i took her out and spent my money just like water,

but when I said Id like to kiss ya...

Felicia... "no capisce" (no she didn't understand no she didn't understand)

[Trumpet solo]

[chorus pattern]

F

She heard me fine (she heard me fine),

C

when i said "Dine" (when i said "Dine"),

F

then she drank half a case of wine

D7

but when I said (but when I said)

G

Come on let's spoon (Come on let's spoon)

G7

youd think that i was asking for the moon...

That chick was really as crazy as a loon...

She was half siciliana, man what a gavoon...

[verse pattern]

I tried to make her feel relaxie,

it costed me 97 dollars for the taxi,

but when I said Id like to kiss ya...

Felicia... "no capisce".

G

She said Luigi... Lets get married

C C7 ending chord

and Luigi.... "no capisce..."

D7sus4 = xx0213

Can play B7#5 as x212x3 to keep the high G going...

Play the high G with the pinky so can keep it through all chords.

Em Em7

It don't mean a thing,

C7 B7 Em

if it aint go that swing

A7 (with high G) D7sus4

doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah,

G (or G6) B7#5

doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah

Em Em7

It don't mean a thing,

C7 B7 Em

all you got to do is sing

A7 D7sus4

doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah,

G

doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah

[BRIDGE]

Dm7 G7 Cmaj7

It makes no difference if its sweet or hot

Em7 A7 D7 B7

Just give the rhythm everything youve got

Em Em7

It don't mean a thing,

C7 B7 Em

if it aint go that swing

A7 D7sus4

doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah,

G (B7#5)

doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah

good cover 1, way slowed down acoustic version

E--3--3--3---------------------3--3--3--------------------|

B--2--2--2---------------------2--2--2--------------------|

G--2--2--2---------------------2--2--2--------------------|

D--2--2--2---------------------2--2--2--------------------|

A---------------------------------------------------------|

E------------------0--2--4--5-----------------0--2--4--5--|

You're so sweet, You're so fine

and an alternate run down.

E--------------------------------------------------------------3--3--3--|

B--------------------------------------------------------------2--2--2--|

G--------------------------------------------------------------2--2--2--|etc.

D-----5--------------------------------------------------------2--2--2--|

A-----5---------------------------------3--2--1--0----------------------|

E-----3---------------2-----------------------------0--2--4--5----------|

Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

Intro: A7, with the bass run

[VERSE 1]

A7

You're so sweet you're so fine

C A

I want you all and everything justa to be mine 'cos

D A

you're my babe, 'cos you're my love~ Oh~

G G/F# (2x0033) C (x32033) B5 (x22033) Bb (x1x033)

girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

[riff]

[VERSE 2]

A7

You slide so good with bones so fair

C A

you've got the universe reclining in your hair 'cos

D A

you're my babe, 'cos you're my love Oh

G G/F# C B5 Bb A

girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

[VERSE 3]

A7

Just like a car, you're pleasing to behold

C A

I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold 'cos

D A

you're my babe, 'cos you're my love Oh

G G/F# C B5 Bb A

girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

[VERSE 4]

A7

The wild winds blow upon your frozen cheeks

C A

the way you flip your hip it always makes me weak 'cos

D A

you're my babe, 'cos you're my love~ Oh~

G G/F# C B5 Bb A

girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

[VERSE 5]

A7

Your motivation is so sweet

C A

your vibrations are all burning up my feet 'cos

D A

you're my babe, 'cos you're my love Oh

G G/F# C B5 Bb A

girl I'm just a jeepster for your love I said

G G/F# C B5 Bb A

girl I'm just a vampire for your love I'm gonna

Bb A

suck you

A

(ad lib out)

Good cover, original, other cover (has good riff at start)

Nice to do the riff at start like this cover. In the chorus, could use a G6 instead of the G since the melody starts on the 6th. Nice to use 3x2001.

E

Well you're dirty and sweet

A

Clad in black

E

Don't look back, and I love you

A E

You're dirty and sweet oh yea

E

Well you're slim and you're weak

A E

You got the teeth of the Hydra upon you

A

You're dirty sweet

E

And you're my girl

[chorus melody starts on E, so dont go high, go lower - D string 2nd fret]

G

Get it on

A

Bang a gong

E

Get it on [2x]

E

You're built like a car

A E

You got a hubcap diamond star halo

A

You're built like a car

E

Oh yeah

E

You're an untamed youth

A E

That's the truth, with your cloak full of eagles

A

You're dirty sweet

E

And you're my girl

G

Get it on

A

Bang a gong

E

Get it on 2x

E

Well you're windy and wild

A E

You got the blues in your shoes and your stockings

A

You're windy and wild

E

Oh yeah

G

Get it on

A

Bang a gong

E

Get it on 2x

Let us Rejoice

nice version with chords

E (E7)

Hava nagila, hava nagila

Am E

Hava nagila, vay-nis-ma-cha

2x

E Dm

Hava na-ra-na-na, hava na-ra-na-na

* E

hava na-ra-na-na, vay-nis-ma-cha

2x

Am *

U-ru, u-ru a-chim

Am *

Uru achim b'lev sa-may-ach, uru achim b'lev sa-may-ach

E7 (?) *

Uru achim b'lev sa-may-ach, uru achim b'lev sa-me-ach

E E7 / / Am

Uru achim, Uru achim, b'lev sa - may - ah

(repeat song)

Interesting version..., and the version from Hair (starts around 2:20)

D

Hare krisha

A

Hare krisha

E

Krisha krisha

F#m

Hare hare

Hare Rama

Hare Rama

Rama Rama

Rama Rama

Or the awesome version from Hair:

| Cm7 | F7 | Bbmaj7 | Emaj7 |

| Am7b5 | D7 | Gm | Fm6 |

Cm7 F7

Hare Krisha

Bmaj7 Ebmaj7

Hare Krisha

Am7b5 D7

Krisha Krishna

Gm Fm6

Hare Hare

D G7/D

The lunatic is on the grass.

D G7/D

The lunatic is on the grass.

D E

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.

A7 D Dsus2

Got to keep the loonies on the path.

D G7/D

The lunatic is in the hall.

D G7/D

The lunatics are in my hall.

D E

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor

A7 D Dsus2 D7

And every day the paper boy brings more.

G A

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon

C G

And if there is no room upon the hill

G A7

And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too

C G Bm7 Em7 A A7

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

D G7/D

The lunatic is in my head. (laughter)

D G7/D

The lunatic is in my head

D E

You raise the blade, you make the change

A7 D Dsus2

You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane.

D

You lock the door

E

And throw away the key

A7 D Dsus2 D7

There's someone in my head but it's not me.

G A

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear

C G

You shout and no one seems to hear.

A A7 A

And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes

C G Bm7 Em A7

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

D G7/D D G7/D D E/D A7 D Dsus2 D E/D A7 D Dsus2

D

All that you touch,

D/C

All that you see,

Bbmaj7 (or Bb)

All that you taste,

A7

All you feel.

D

All that you love

D/C

All that you hate

Bbmaj7

All you distrust

A7

All you save.

D

All that you give

D/C

All that you deal

Bbmaj7

All that you buy,

A7

beg, borrow or steal.

D

All you create

D/C

All you destroy

Bbmaj7

All that you do

A7

All that you say.

D

All that you eat

D/C

everyone you meet

Bbmaj7

All that you slight

A7

everyone you fight.

D

All that is now

D/C

All that is gone

Bbmaj7

All that's to come

A7 D

and everything under the sun is in tune

D/C Bbmaj7 (Bbmaj7b5)??? D

but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

G C Csus4 C

If you didn't care

G Gsus4 G

what happened to me

C Csus4 C

And I didn't care

G Gsus4 G

For you.

A (G just lift the A) A (G open)

We would zig-zag our way

A7

Through the boredom and pain.

G C D G

Occasionally glancing up through the rain

Am F Am F C Am7/B Am

Wondering which of the buggers to blame

D Dsus4 D G

And watching for pigs on the wing.

Verse 2:

You know that I care what happens to you,

And I know that you care for me.

So I don't feel alone,

Or the weight of the stone,

Now that I've found somewhere safe

To bury my bone.

And any fool knows a dog needs a home,

A shelter from pigs on the wing.

To play it for reals, tune down a whole step as shown here. And heres a good youtube tutorial. But this mostly works too. Sounds good bossa nova stylee... Sounds really good down a whole step...

Dm9 = 022032

Csus4 = x33010

Bsus2add11 = xx4420

Bbsus2b11 = xx3310

Dm9 (x53555 or 022032)

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

Bb (or Csus4 = x33010)

Gotta sleep on your toes and when you're on the street

E7sus4 (or Bsus2add11 = xx4420)

You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed

Then moving in silently downwind and out of sight

Bbmaj7 (or Bbsus2b11 = xx3310)

You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking

And after a while you can work on points of style

Like the club tie and the firm handshake, a certain look in the eye and an easy smile

You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to

So that when they turn their backs on you

You'll get the chance to put the knife in

Titty (fun to sing the solo):

Dm9 Bb E7sus4 Bb7

You've gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder

You know it's gonna get harder, harder and harder as you get older

And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south, hide your head in the sand

Just another sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer

[From here down is unconfirmed. The Am9(sus4) are probably really E7sus4.]

Bb Am9(sus4) Bb7 Dm

C Dm C Dm Bb F Eb F Eb Dm Dm9 C7 Dm A F Em

[Half tempo]

Dm C Dm C ... Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb C

[Guitar solo ad lib]

Dm C Dm C Dm C Bb C Bb C Dm A F Em

Dm C Dm C Dm C Dm C Dm C

And when you lose control you'll reap the harvest you have sown

Dm C Dm C Dm Bb A

And as the fear grows the bad blood slows and turns to stone

Dm C Dm C Dm C Dm

And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around

C Bb C Bb C Dm A

So have a good drown as you go down all alone

F A Dm

Dragged down by the stone

Bb7

Regular verse pattern:

Gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused

Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used

Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise

If I don't stand my own ground how can I find my way out of the maze

Deaf, dumb and blind you just keep on pretending

That everyone's expendable and noone has a real friend

And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner

And everything's done under the sun

And you believe at heart everyone's a killer

Dm C Dm C Dm C Dm Bb F E F E Dm

[Half tempo]

F C Dm

Who was born in a house full of pain

C F C Dm

Who was trained not to spit in the fan

C F C Dm7

Who was told what to do by the man

C F C Dm

Who was broken by trained personnel

C F C Dm7

Who was fitted with collar and chain

C F C Dm

Who was given a pat on back

C F C Dm

Who was breaking away from the pack

C F C Dm

Who was only a stranger at home

C F C Dm

Who was ground down in the end

C F C Dm

Who was found dead on the phone

C F C Bb A

Who was dragged down by the stone

F A7 Dm9

Who was dragged down by the stone

Originally in E, but doing in C (down a 4th) since E is way high for this, like all Cars stuff. See here for E.

Also nice in A. Verses are I - V - vi - III, chorus is I-V-IV-vi

Play with barres, power chord bassy sound. Melody starts on the 5th.

Verse:

C G Am E

I don't mind you coming here wasting all my time

'Cause when you're standing oh so near I kind of lose my mind

It's not the perfume that you wear it's not the ribbons in your hair

C G E F

I don't mind you coming here wasting all my time

Interlude (sounds nice to sing it):

C G Am E C G Am F

e|----------------8--7------------|----------------8---7--------------------------|

B|8------8------8------10-8--9----|8------8------8------10--8------10-----8------6|

G|----9-------9-------------------|----9-------9--------------9/10---8/9----6/7---|

D|--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------------|

A|--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------------|

Verse:

C G Am E

I don't mind you hanging out and talking in your sleep

It's doesn't matter where you've been as long as it was deep yeah

You always knew to wear it well, you look so fancy I can tell

C G E F

I don't mind you hanging out and talking in your sleep

Chorus (oof, high):

C G F Am

I guess you're just what I needed (what I needed)

I needed someone to feed

I guess you're just what I needed (what I needed)

I needed someone to please

[titty kazoo]

[repeat first verse]

[Chorus x 2]

And again, in A.

Verse:

A E F#m C#

I don't mind you coming here wasting all my time

'Cause when you're standing oh so near I kind of lose my mind

It's not the perfume that you wear it's not the ribbons in your hair

A E C# D

I don't mind you coming here wasting all my time

Interlude (sounds nice to sing it)

Verse:

A E F#m C#

I don't mind you hanging out and talking in your sleep

It's doesn't matter where you've been as long as it was deep yeah

You always knew to wear it well, you look so fancy I can tell

A E C# D

I don't mind you hanging out and talking in your sleep

Chorus (oof, high):

A E D F#m

I guess you're just what I needed (what I needed)

I needed someone to feed

I guess you're just what I needed (what I needed)

I needed someone to please

[titty kazoo]

[repeat first verse]

[Chorus x 2]

Reggae beat, A - G the whole time. Can sometimes go up to A - G - Bm7 ($5 dollars at the door...)

Transition to Get Up Stand Up.

We took this trip to garden grove

It smelt like lou dog in the van- o yeah

This ain't no funky reggae party $5 at the door

It gets so real sometimes who wrote my rhymes

I got the microwave got the vcr I got the duece duece

In the trunk of my car

If you only knew that all the love that I found

It's hard to keep my soul on the ground

You're a fool don't fuck around with my dog

All that i see I steal I filled up my garage

'cause in my mind music from jamaica

All the love that I found, pull over there's a reason

Why my soul is unsound

It's you it's that shit stuck under my shoe

It's that smell inside the van

It's my bed sheet covered with sand

Sitting through a shitty band

Getting dog shit on my hand

Getting hassled by the man

Waking up to an alarm

Sticking needles in your arm

Picking up trash on the freeway

Feeling depressed every day

Leaving without making a sound

Pickin up my dog at the pound

Livin in a tweeker pad

Getting yelled at by my dad

Saying I'm happy when I'm not

Finding roaches in the pot

All these things I do

They're waiting for you

Do with same beat as with Garden Grove. A - G. Actual song uses Bm - F I think.

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

Preacher man, don't tell me,

Heaven is over the earth.

I know you don't know

What life is really worth.

It's not all that glitters is gold

Half that story has never been told

So now you see the light

Stand up for your rights (come on!)

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

Most people think,

Great god will come from the sky.

Take away everything

And make everybody feel high.

But if you know what life is worth,

You will look for yours on earth:

And now you see the light,

Stand up for your rights.

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

You know were sick and tired of your bullshit game

Die and go to heaven in-a Jesus' name

We know and we understand:

Almighty god is a living man.

You can fool some people sometimes,

But you can't fool all the people all the time.

So now we see the light (what you gonna do?),

We gonna stand up for our rights! (yeah, yeah, yeah!)

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!

Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

Two chords over and over, except bridge. Pretty high, can do in F as well.

Gmaj7 Cmaj7 (x2)

Chorus 1:

Gmaj7 Cmaj7

I don't wanna wait in vain for your love.

I don't wanna wait in vain for your love.

Verse 1:

From the very first time I rest my eyes on you, girl,

My heart says follow through.

But I know, now, that I'm way down on your line,

But the waitin' feel is fine.

So don't treat me like a puppet on a string,

'Cos I know how to do my thing.

Don't talk to me as if you think I'm dumb,

I wanna know when you're gonna come. See...

Chorus

Bridge 1:

C D Bm7 Am7

'Cos if summer is here, I'm still waiting there.

C D Bm7 Am7

Winter is here, and I'm still waiting there.

Solo:

Gmaj7 Cmaj7 (x4)

(Like I said)...

Verse 3:

It's been three years since I'm knockin' on your door,

And I still can knock some more.

Ooh girl, ooh girl, is it feasible, (I wanna know now),

For I to knock some more? Yah see...

In life, I know, there's lots of grief,

But your love is my re-lief.

Tears in my eyes burn, tears in my eyes burn,

While I'm waiting, while I'm waiting for my turn. See...

Chorus

(It's mylove that you're running from)

Album key is A, which works for me but is a little high. Below this is the song again, in G.

Intro: A, D (x2)

Chorus 1:

A

In this life, in this life, in this life,

D

In this oh sweet life, we're, (we're coming in from the cold).

A

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

D

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

A D E A

It's you, it's you, it's you I'm talkin' to.

F#m D E A

Well, you, (it's you), you, (it's you), you I'm talking to now.

Verse 1:

F#m D E A

Why do you look so sad, and for-saken?

F#m D E A

When one door is closed, don't you know; an-other is opened?

D

Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman?

Bm A F#m

(No, Dread, no!) No dread no!

D

Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman?

Bm A F#m

(No, Dread, no!) No dread no!

D

Would you let the system get on top of your head again?

Bm A F#m

(No, Dread, no!)

E

Well, the biggest man you ever did see was once just a baby.

Chorus 2:

A

In this life, in this life, in this life,

D

In this oh sweet life, we're, (we're coming in from the cold).

A

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

D

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

A D

It's life, it's life, it's life, it's, wa-well! (Coming in from the cold).

A

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

D

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

A D E A

It's you, you, you I'm talkin' to.

F#m D E A

Well, you, (it's you), you, (it's you), you I'm talking to now.

Verse 2:

F#m

Well, why do you look so, look so,

D E A

Look so sad, look, so sad and for-saken?

F#m

Don't you know; when one door is closed, when one door is closed,

D E A

Many more is opened?

Bridge 2:

D

Would you let the system get on top of your head again?

Bm A F#m

(No, Dread, no!) No dread no, oh!

D

Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman?

Bm A F#m

(No, Dread, no!) No dread no! Well...

D

Would you let the system get on top of your head again?

Bm A F#m

(No, Dread, no!)

E

Well, the biggest man you ever did see was, was just a baby.

Chorus 3:

A

In this life, in this life, in this life,

D

In this oh sweet life, we're, (we're coming in from the cold).

A

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

D

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

A

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

D

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

And again, in G:

Intro: G, C (x2)

Chorus 1:

G

In this life, in this life, in this life,

C

In this oh sweet life, we're, (we're coming in from the cold).

G

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

C

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

G C D G

It's you, it's you, it's you I'm talkin' to.

Em C D G

Well, you, (it's you), you, (it's you), you I'm talking to now.

Verse 1:

Em C D G

Why do you look so sad, and for-saken?

Em C D G

When one door is closed, don't you know; an-other is opened?

C

Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman?

Am G Em

(No, Dread, no!) No dread no!

C

Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman?

Am G Em

(No, Dread, no!) No dread no!

C

Would you let the system get into your head again?

Am G Em

(No, Dread, no!)

D

Well, the biggest man you ever did see was once just a baby.

Chorus 2:

G

In this life, in this life, in this life,

C

In this oh sweet life, we're, (we're coming in from the cold).

G

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

C

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

G C

It's life, it's life, it's life, it's, wa-well! (Coming in from the cold).

G

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

C

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

G C D G

It's you, you, you I'm talkin' to.

Em C D G

Well, you, (it's you), you, (it's you), you I'm talking to now.

Verse 2:

Em

Well, why do you look so, look so,

C D G

Look so sad, look, so sad and for-saken?

Em

Don't you know; when one door is closed, when one door is closed,

C D G

Many more is opened?

Bridge 2:

C

Would you let the system get on top of your head again?

Am G Em

(No, Dread, no!) No dread no, oh!

C

Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman?

Am G Em

(No, Dread, no!) No dread no! Well...

C

Would you let the system get on top of your head again?

Am G Em

(No, Dread, no!)

D

Well, the biggest man you ever did see was, was just a baby.

Chorus 3:

G

In this life, in this life, in this life,

C

In this oh sweet life, we're, (we're coming in from the cold).

G

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

C

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

G

We're coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in),

C

Coming in, (coming in), coming in, (coming in), coming in from the cold.

See voice memo for a nice way to do this. Album key is D I think.

Intro (do the riff off G#m)

Chorus:

B G#m

Could you be loved

E B

And be loved

B G#m

Could you be loved

E B

And be loved

G#m C#m

Don't let them fool ya

G#m C#m

Or even try to school ya Oh, no!

G#m

We've got a mind of our own

E D#m C#m

So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right!

G#m

Love would never leave us alone,

E D#m F#

A-yin the darkness there must come out to light.

Chorus

G#m

The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too,

So while you point your fingers someone else is judging you

Love your brotherman!

Could you be, could you be, could you be loved

Could you be, could you be loved

Could you be, could you be, could you be loved

Could you be, could you be loved

G#m C#m

Don't let them change ya, oh!

G#m C#m

Or even rearrange ya! Oh, no!

G#m E D#m C#m

We've got a life to live. Ooh, ooh, ooh

G#m

They say: only, only

E D#m F#

Only the fittest of the fittest shall survive, stay alive! Eh!

Chorus

G#m

You ain't gonna miss your water, until your well runs dry

No matter how you treat him, hell never be satisfied

Say something! (Could you be, could you be, could you be loved

Could you be, could you be loved)

(repeat)

Album key is Bb, doing down 2 steps here.

Chorus:

G Am

They got so much things to say right now;

G Am

They got so much things to say.

G Am

They got so much things to say right now;

G Am

They got so much things to say.

Verse:

G Am G Am

Eh! But I'll never forget no way: they crucified Je-sus Christ;

G Am G Am

I'll never forget no way: they stole Marcus Garvey for rights.

G Am G Am

I'll never forget no way: they turned their back on Paul Bogle.

G Am

So don't you forget (no way),

G Am

Who you are and where you stand in the struggle.

Chorus

I'n'I nah come to fight flesh and blood,

But spiritual wickedness in 'igh and low places.

So while they fight you down,

Stand firm and give Jah thanks and praises.

'Cos I'n'I no expect to be justified

By the laws of men - by the laws of men.

Ooh, true they have found me guilty,

But through - through Jah proved my innocency.

Bridge:

Bm Em

Oh, when the rain fall, fall, fall now,

C D

It don't fall on one man's housetop. Remember that:

Bm Em

When the rain fall,

C D

It don't fall on one man's housetop.

Chorus

Hey, but I'n'I - I'n'I nah come to fight flesh and blood,

But spiritual wickedness in 'igh and low places.

So while, so while, so while they fight you down,

Stand firm and give Jah thanks and praises.

I'n'I no expect to be justified

By the laws of men - by the laws of men.

Oh, hey through Jah to prove my innocency,

I told you wicked think they found me guilty.

Chorus

Verse 1:

Bm Am Em C

Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny

Bm Am Em C

And in this judgement there's no partiality

Bm Am Em C

So arm in arms, with arms, we will fight this little struggle

Bm Am Em C

Cause that's the only way we can overcome our little trouble

Chorus:

Bm

Brother you're right. You're right

Am Em C

You're right. You're right. You're so right

Bm Am

We gonna fight, we'll have to fight

Em C

We gonna fight, fight for our rights

C D

Natty Dread it ina Zimbabwe

C D

Set it up ina Zimbabwe

C D

Mash it up ina Zimbabwe

C D

Africans a liberate Zimbabwe

Verse 2:

No more internal power struggle;

We come together to overcome the little trouble.

Soon we'll find out who is the real revolutionary,

'Cause I don't want my people to be contrary.

Verse 3:

To divide and rule could only tear us apart;

In everyman chest, mm - there beats a heart.

So soon we'll find out who is the real revolutionaries;

And I don't want my people to be tricked by mercenaries.

Album key is A, which is really nice on guitar, since the A bar goes down to the C#m bar, to the F# bar, to the E. Its high to sing there, but maybe possible.E is here, which is low but easy, and G is below that, which might be nice. And A below that.

Intro: G Bm Am D7 (x2)

Chorus 1:

G Bm7 Am7 D7

Oh, please don't you rock my boat,

G Bm7 Am7 D7

'Cos I don't want my boat to be rocking, anyhow.

G Bm7 Am7 D7

Please don't you rock my boat, no,

G Bm7 Am7 D7

'Cos I don't want my boat to be rocking. [I'm telling you that]

Bridge 1:

C D7

Oh-ooh-oh, I like it a-like this,

C

And you should know, ooh oh,

D7

When I like it a-like a-this, ooh yeah.

Verse 1:

Am D

You satis, satis, satisfy my soul,

Am D

Morning time, satisfy my soul.

Am

Yes, I been a-telling you;

D7

We'll play the sweetest games.

C G

I'm happy inside, all the time.

C G

Oh, can't you see, what you've done for me?

You make me feel like...

Verse 2:

Am D

When we bend a new corners,

Am D

We feel like sweep-stake winners, yeah.

Am D

When we bend them new corners,

Am D

We feel like sweep-stake winner. And I said;

Bridge 2:

C D7

Oh-ooh-oh, I like it a-like this, (yes I do),

C

And you should know, ooh ah,

D7

When I like it, a-like a-this, I've got it; just can't miss.

Verse 3:

Am D

Satis, satis-fy my soul, darling,

Am D

Make me love you in the morning time.

Am D

If I ever treated you bad; make it up to me one time,

C G

'Cos I'm happy in-side, all the time.

C G

I want you be-side me, yeah, to be mine.

Verse 4:

Am

One thing you got to do;

D

Is when we're, holding hands together,

Am D

You got to know that; we love, a-love each other, yeah.

Am D

And if any time you should walk away from me now,

Am D

You'll know I'll need your sympathy.

Bridge 3:

C

Can you see; do you believe me?

D7

Oh darling, darling, I'm calling, calling.

C

Satisfy my soul, satisfy my soul,

D7

Never, never, never give it up now.

Coda:

Am D Am D

All in the same boat, rocking on the same rope,

Am D

We gotta get to-gether, loving each other.

C G

And can't you see what I've got for you, yeah?

C

I'm happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,

G

And not even time to be blue now,

Am

Come a little closer...

(Fade)

The whole song is Ab6 and Bb6. A couple of voicings that sound good:

Ab6: xx6564

Bb6: xx8786

Or:

Ab6: x6656x

Bb6: x8878x

Or of course just play Ab and Bb and forget the 6th.

I like to do it in G (G and F)

Intro: Ab6 Bb6 (x2)

Verse 1:

Ab6 Bb6

They just keep holdin' me; a-won't let go;

Ab6 Bb6

Holdin' me; won't let go.

Chorus 1:

Ab6

I need a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer,

Bb6

To hammer them down.

Ab6

I need a rammer, a rammer, a rammer, a rammer,

Bb6

To ram them down.

Verse 2:

They just keep teasin' me;

And, you know, they play like they don't know.

Pro-voking me; but this is all I know:

Chorus 2:

I need a rammer, a rammer, a rammer, a rammer,

To ram them down.

I need a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer,

To hammer them down.

Bridge:

Ab6 Bb6

Wee-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh.

Ab6 Bb6

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh.

Chorus 2:

Ab6

Oh, I need a rammer, a rammer, a rammer, a rammer,

To ram them down.

I need a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer,

To hammer them down. Said I need,

A rammer, A rammer, A rammer, A rammer,

To ram them down.

I need a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer,

To hammer them down.

Verse 3:

Holdin' me, won't let go.

Holdin' me, won't let go.

Chorus 4:

I need a rammer, a rammer, a rammer, a rammer,

To ram them down.

I need a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer,

To hammer them down. (I need a rammer...)

Interlude:

Ab6 Bb6 (x2)

Chorus 5:

I need a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer,

To hammer them down.

I need a rammer, a rammer, a rammer, a rammer,

To ram them down.

Very high, but sounds good low in Dm (see below)

Am Am/G D/F# F

Coming in from London from way over the pole

C E - E7

Flying in a big air-liner

Chicken flying everywhere a-round the plane

Could we ever feel much finer

CHORUS:

Am Am/G D

Coming into Los Angeles,

Am Am/G D

Bringin in a couple of keys

Am Am/G D/F#

Don't touch my bag if you please

F C - E - E7

mister customs man

There's a guy with a ticket to Mexico

No he couldn't look much stranger

Walking in the hall with his things and all

Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger

CHORUS

There's a woman walking on the moving floor

Tripping on the escalator

There's a man in the line and she's blowing his mind

Thinking that he's already made her

CHORUS

----------------

In Dm:

Dm Dm/C G/B Bb

Coming in from London from way over the pole

F A - A7

Flying in a big air-liner

Chicken flying everywhere a-round the plane

Could we ever feel much finer

CHORUS:

Dm Dm/C G

Coming into Los Angeles,

Bringin in a couple of keys

Don't touch my bag if you please

Bb F A A7

mister customs man

There's a guy with a ticket to Mexico

No he couldn't look much stranger

Walking in the hall with his things and all

Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger

CHORUS

There's a woman walking on the moving floor

Tripping on the escalator

There's a man in the line and she's blowing his mind

Thinking that he's already made her

CHORUS

Words & Music by E.Y. Harburg & Jay Gorney

Recorded by Bing Crosby, 1932

The Dm6 sounds nice as x20201, sounds like a half dim.

Am E7 A7

Once I built a railroad, made it run,

D G7 C E7

Made it race against time;

Dm/F E7 Am F7

Once I build a railroad -- now it's done.

Dm6 (or B half dim) E7 Am

Brother, can you spare a dime?

Am E7 A7

Once I built a tower to the sun,

D G7 C E7

Brick and rivet and lime;

Dm/F E7 Am F7

Once I build a tower -- now it's done.

Dm6 E7 Am

Brother, can you spare a dime?

Bridge:

A7

Once, in khaki suits, gee, we looked swell,

(Gm6) A7

Full of that Yankee Doodle de-dum;

D7

Half a million boots went sloggin' through Hell --

Am F7 E7

I was the kid with the drum.

Am E7 A7

Say, don't you remember, they called me Al?

D G7 C E7

It was Al all the time.

Dm/F E7 Am F7

Why don't you remember? I'm your pal.

Dm6 E7 (E7+5) Am

Say buddy can you spare a dime?

[bridge]

Fmaj7 E7

Unforgettable, thats what you are

Gm7 D9sus4 (or D7)

Unforgettable, though near or far

Cm7 Ebm7 Bbmaj7

Like a song of love that clings to me

Ab7 G7

How the thought of you does things to me

C9 Am7 C9

Never before has someone been more

Fmaj7 E7

Unforgettable, in every way

Gm7 D9sus4

And forever more, thats how youll stay

Cm7 Ebm7 Bbmaj7

Thats why, darling, its incredible

Ab7 G7

That someone so unforgettable

C9 F Bb --- C# 7

Thinks that I am unforgettable too

---instrumental interlude---(one note higher)

Fmaj7# F7 G#m7 D#9sus4 C# m7 Em7

7 A7 G# 7

C#9 Am#7 C#9 -- D7

Never before has someone been more

Gmaj7 F# 7

Unforgettable, in every way

Am7 F9sus4

And forever more, thats how youll stay

Dm7 Fm7 Cmaj7

Thats why, darling, its incredible

Bb7 A7

That someone so unforgettable

Dm7 Fm7 G7 C-- Cmaj7

Thinks that I am unforgettable too

Really hard to sing while playing, but really fun to play for someone else singing.

Bm13 = x2x234

A7b13 = 5x566x

Same progression throughout:

Bm13 Bass:E0-E1-E2 F#7b13 A7b13 Ab7b13 G7b13 (or just G7 jazz) F#7b13

It was upon a foggy night, an abandoned road

In a twilight mirror mirage

With no indication

Of any kind of service station

Or an all night garage, I was misinformed

I was misdirected 'cause the interchange

Never intersected leaving me marooned

Beneath a bloodshot moon

All upon a foggy night, foggy night

All upon a foggy night, it's kind of an abandoned road

Blurred brocade collage

Is that a road motel? I can't really tell

You got to tell me is that a vacancy lodge

There's no consolation

What kind of situation

To be aimlessly skewed

Amidst a powder blue? No tell tail light clue

[Incomprehensible] is like a spell you spin

This precarious pandemonium

[Incomprehensible] I'm stranded, all upon a foggy night

Like a sweet thick [Incomprehensible] or a Broadway arcade

Heads you win, tails I loose and ramblin' and gamblin'

All upon a foggy night, foggy night

Foggy night, foggy night

You got to fight [Incomprehensible] on my personality

All upon a foggy night, all upon a foggy night

All upon a foggy night, on a foggy night

All upon a foggy, all upon a foggy night

Intro: Am / Dm [repeat in groove]

Verse #1:

Am6 F7 E7

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch

Am6 B7 E7

You really are a heel

Am Dm7

You're as cuddly as cactus

G7 C

You're as charming as an eel

F7 E7

Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)

You're a bad banana with a

Am Dm

greasy black peel

[intro] Am Dm Am Dm E

Verse #2 (same chords for all verses):

Am F7 E7

You're a monster, Mister Grinch

Am6 B7 E7

Your heart's an empty hole

Am Dm7

Your brain is full of spiders

G7 C

You've got garlic in your soul

F7 E7

Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)

I wouldn't touch you with a

Am Dm

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

Verse #3:

Am F7 E7

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch

Am6 B7 E7

You're a nasty-wasty skunk

Am Dm7

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

G7 C

Your soul is full of gunk

F7 E7

Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)

The three words that best describe you are as follows

Dm E Am

And I quote: Stink, stank, stunk

Verse #4:

Am F7 E7

You're a vile one, Mister Grinch

Am6 B7 E7

You have termites in your smile

Am Dm7

You have all the tender sweetness of

G7 C

B seasick crocodile

F7 E7

Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)

Given the choice between the two of you

Am Dm

I'd take the seasick crocodile

Verse #5:

Am F7 E7

You're a rotter, Mister Grinch

Am6 B7 E7

You're the king of sinful sots

Am Dm7

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched

G7 C

With moldy purple spots

F7 E7

Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)

Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

E Am Dm

Mangled-up and tangled-up knots

Verse #6:

Am F7 E7

You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,

Am6 B7 E7

With a nauseous super "naus"

Am Dm7

You're a crooked jerky jockey and you

G7 C

drive a crooked horse

F7 E7

Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich

Am Dm

With arsenic sauce

Am6 Dm [repeat and end on nice Am6]

(do as cat in the shack?)

F Dm7 Gm7 C

In English, cat, hat, In French, chat, chapeau.

F Dm7 Gm7 C

It really is quite obvious, don't you know.

F Dm7 Gm7 C

In English, cat, hat, In French, chat, chapeau.

F Dm7 Gm7 C

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, here we go.

F Dm7 Gm7 C

I repeat, cat, hat, In French, chat, chapeau.

F Dm7 Gm7 C

In Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.

[half time on chords]

F

Kids: He's a cat in a hat,

Dm7

He's a chat in a chapeau.

G7 C6 C F

He's also is a gato in a sombrero.

Ol, Ol, Ol, Ol-o.

F Dm7 Gm7 C

The Cat in the Hat: Cat, hat, in French, chat, chapeau.

F Dm7 Gm7 C

In Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.

* F *half time chords

And i'll tell you something more,

Dm7

now you listen to me good.

G7 C6 C F

In German, I'm a katze und dies ist mein hut.

[skip this?

Ist das nicht ein katze hut?

Kids: Ya, das ist ein katze hut! Katze hut! Katze hut! Ya, das ist ein katze hut!]

[replace kids part with: "Ol, Ol, Ol, Ol-o."]

[spoken] Now, if you're in a receptive state, I'll recapitulate:

F Dm7 Gm7 C

Cat in the Hat: Cat, hat, In French, chat, chapeau.

F Dm7 Gm7 C

In Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.

F F7 Bb Bbm

In German, I'm a katze in a hut and don't you know.

F D7 C6 C F

I'm a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.

[replace kids part with: "Ol, Ol, Ol, Ol-o."]

[kids, prob skip:]

Norval the Fish: You're a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.

Kids: He's a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.

Ist das nicht ein bunka-kwunk? Ya, das ist ein bunka-kwunk.

Gwunka-bunka. Gwunka-bunka. Yes indeedy, that is so.

He's a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.

Norval the Fish: Cat, hat, in French, chat, chapeau. In Spanish, you're a gato in a sombrero.

In German, you're a katze in a hut, I also know. You're a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.

Now, would you will allow me, sir, don't think, I'm pushin'. I think I can tell you what you are in Russian.

Shapka, shylapah. You're a shapka in a shylapa--Hey!

The Cat in the Hat: I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa.

Nice to do it spooky style, with that Gm6 - Am6 - Bb6 riff I like... Original uses Am7 - Bm7 - C

Gm6 Am6 Bb6 Am6

Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance

With the stars up above in your eyes

A fantabulous night to make romance

'Neath the cover of October skies

And all the leaves on the trees are fallin'

To the sound of the breezes that blow

And I'm trying to please to the callin'

Of your heart strings that play soft and low

Cm6 Gm6 Cm6 Gm6

And all the nights magic seems to whisper and hush

Cm6 Gm6 Am6 D7

And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush

Gm6 Am6 Bb6 Am6 Gm6 (Can do the F# variation)

Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?

D7+5

Can I just make some more romance with you, my love?

Well, I wanna make love to you tonight

I can't wait 'til the morning has come

And I know now the time is just right

And straight in to my arms you will run

And when you come, my heart will be waiting

To make sure that you're never alone

There and then, all my dreams will come true, dear

There and then, I will make you my own

And every time I touch you, you just tremble inside

And I know how much you want me that you can't hide

Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?

Can I just make some more romance with you, my love?

Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance

With the stars up above in your eyes

A fantabulous night to make romance

'Neath the cover of October skies

And all the leaves on the trees are falling

To the sound of the breezes that blow

And I'm trying to please to the calling

Of your heart strings that play soft and low

And all the nights magic seems to whisper and hush

And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush

Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?

Can I just make some more romance with you, my love?

One more moon dance with you

In the moon light, on a magic night

All the moon light, on a magic night

Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?

(Strum a G before starting?)

D Bb F G

Look, he's crawling up my wall

C G Bb F G

Black and hairy, very small

C G Bb F C

Now he's up above my head

C G Bb F G

Hanging by a little thread

[chorus]

|D Db C B Bb F |G

Boris the spider

Boris the spider

D Bb F G

Now he's dropped on to the floor

C G Bb F G

Heading for the bedroom door

C G Bb F C

Maybe he's as scared as me

C G Bb F G

Where's he gone now, I can't see

[repeat chorus]

|D Db C B Bb F |G

Boris the spider

Boris the spider

|F# G F# G F# G F# G|F# G F# G F# G F# G|

Cree-py, craw-ly Cree-py, craw-ly

|-------------------|-------------------|

|-------------------|-------------------|

|-------------------|-------------------|

|4-/5-/5-/5-/5|---------%---------|

|-------------------|-------------------|

|-------------------|-------------------|

D Bb F G

There he is wrapped in a ball

C G Bb F G

Doesn't seem to move at all

C G Bb F C

Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure

C G Bb F G

Pick this book up off the floor

|D Db C B Bb F |G

Boris the spider

Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly

Creepy, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

D Bb F G

He's come to a sticky end (creepy, crawly)

C G Bb F G

Don't think he will ever mend (creepy, crawly)

C G Bb F C

Never more will he crawl 'round (creepy, crawly)

C G Bb F G

He's embedded in the ground (creepy, crawly)

|D Db C B Bb F |G

Boris the spider

Boris the spider

G7+5 = 3x344x

Verses play same riff over and over: (G7+5) C (maj7) - Am7 - Dm7 - G7+5

At last

my love has come along,

My lonely days are over

(Fdim) G7 C Am (Fdim) G7+5 (or G9?)

And life is like a song.

At last

the skies above are blue;

My heart was wrapped in clover

Fdim G7 C Fm Fdim C

The night I looked at you.

Bridge: (unconfirmed)

G7 C7 F+7 Fdim CM7 C6

I found a dream that I can speak to,

A#+ Am6 D#dim Em

A dream that I can call my own,

Am6 Cm6 D7 GM7 G6

I found a thrill to press my cheek to,

C Am7 A#dim G Dm7 (G7)

A thrill I've never known.

You smiled

and then the spell was cast,

And here we are in heaven,

First Time:

Fdim G7 C Am Dm Fdim (G7)

For you are mine at last.

Last Time:

Fdim G7 C6 Fm Fdim C6

For you are mine at last.

Intro

E------------------------------------------------| R

B------------------------------------------------| E

G--8--6--4--6----7-4-0-----8--6--4--6--7--4------| P

D--9--8--6--8----9-5-0-----9--8--6--8--9--4--4---| E

A--------------------------------------------4---| A

E------------------------------------------------| T

B G

I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend

E B F#

I met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine

G

She said how'd you like to waste some time,

F#

and I couldn't resist when I saw little Nikki grind

Fill power barre chord riff: BBBDB BBBDB D EDC# (x2)

B G

She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes

E B F#

She had so many devices Everything that money could buy

G

She said sign your name on the dotted line

F#

The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind

B G

The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain

E

I can't tell you what she did to me

B F#

but my body will never be the same

G

Her lovin' will kick your behind

F#

Just to show you no mercy

B G

Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there

E B F#

I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs

G

It said thank you for a funky time

F#

Call me up whenever you want to grind

Sounds nice with just the Am - G the whole song. I think technically theres an Em in there (see 2nd line), but I think it takes away from the nice minimal sound.

Am G

Dig if u will a picture

Am

Of u and I engaged in a kiss

G

The sweat of your body covers me

(Em?)

Can u my darling

(G? or E?) Am

Can u picture this?

Dream if u can a courtyard

An ocean of violets in bloom

Animals strike curious poses

They feel the heat

(E major?)

The heat between me and you

Chorus:

How can u just leave me standing?

Alone in a world that's so cold?

Maybe Im just 2 demanding

Em G

Maybe Im just like my father too bold

Am G

Maybe you're just like my mother

Shes never satisfied

Why do we scream at each other

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

[Chords during solo, according to the shnitz: Am F G Am

I dont think thats right though, I like Dm - DmSus2 (xx0230) G]

Would be fun to do harmonies...

E9sus4: x 12 x 11 12 12 or sounds better as

INTRO

|E9sus4 |A |A |A |A |

VERSE 1

A

U don't have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on

I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn

D

U don't need experience 2 turn me out

A

U just leave it all up 2 me, I'm gonna show U what it's all about

CHORUS

E

U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl

D

U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world

E

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

D E9sus4

I just want your extra time and your

A

Kiss

VERSE 2

A

U got 2 not talk dirty, baby, if U wanna impress me

U can't be 2 flirty, mama, I know how 2 undress me

D

I want 2 be your fantasy, maybe U could be mine

A

U just leave it all up 2 me, we could have a good time

CHORUS

VERSE 3

A

Women, not girls, rule my world, I said they rule my world

Act your age, mama, not your shoe size, maybe we could do the twirl

D

U don't have 2 watch Dynasty 2 have an attitude, uh

A

U just leave it all up 2 me, my love will be your food

Nice to use the GbMaj7...

Intro:

Gb Ab Bbm Bbm7 Gbmaj7 x2

Gb

I guess I should have known

Ab Bbm

by the way you parked your car sideways

Bbm7 Gbmaj7 Gb

That it wouldn't last. See you're the kinda person

Ab

That believes in makin' out once

Bbm Bbm7 Gbmaj7

love 'em and leave 'em fast.

Gb Ab

I guess I must be dumb 'cause you had a pocket full of horses

Bbm Bbm7 Gbmaj7

Trojan and some of them used

Gb

but it was Saturday night

Ab

I guess that makes it all right

Bbm Bbm7 Ab

and you say what have I got to lose".

And honey I say:

Gb Ab Db

Little red corvette

Gb Ab Bbm7

baby you're much too fast.

Gb Ab Db

Little red corvette

Gb Ab Absus Ab

you need a love that's gonna last.

Verse 2:

Guess I should have closed my eyes

when you drove me to the place

Where your horses run free

'cause I felt a little ill

When I saw all the pictures of the jockeys

that were there before me.

Believe it or not, I started to worry,

wondering if I had enough class.

But it was Saturday Night,

I guess that makes it alright.

And you said, Baby, have you got enough gas? Oh yeah!

Chorus

Bridge:

Bbm7

A body like yours ought to be in jail

Gb

'Cause it's on the verge of bein' obscene.

Move over baby

Ab

give me the keys.

Bbm7 Ab

I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine.

Chorus

The version I found has these goofy 9th chords. Super unconfirmed. Playing with regular Cm7, Dbmaj7 and Ebm7 is probably right.

As far as melody, starts on the 5th in the verses, starts on the 7th in the chorus.

CHORDS USED

Cm9 x 3 5 5 3 3

Dbmaj9 x 4 6 5 4 4

Ebm7 x 6 8 6 7 6

VERSE 1 (same pattern throughout song)

Cm7 (Cm9) Dbmaj7 (Dbmaj9)

One more card and it's 22

Ebm7 Dbmaj7 (Dbmaj9)

Unlucky 4 him again

Cm9 Dbmaj9

He never had respect 4 money it's true

Ebm7 Dbmaj9

That's why he never wins

Cm9 Dbmaj9 Ebm7 Dbmaj9

That's why he never ever has enough 2 treat his lady right

Cm7 Dbmaj9

He just pushes her away in a huff

Ebm7 Dbmaj9

And says Money don't matter 2night

Chorus:

Money don't matter 2night

It sure didn't matter yesterday

Just when U think U've got more than enough

That's when it all up and flies away

That's when U find out that U're better off

Makin' sure your soul's alright

Cuz money didn't matter yesterday

And it sure don't matter 2night

Look, here's a cool investment

They're tellin' him he just can't lose

So he goes off and tries to find a partner

But all he finds are users

All he finds are snakes of every color

Every nationality and size

Seems like the only thing he can do

Is just roll his eyes, and say....

Chorus

[titty kazoo]

(youll need a lot of breath here...)

Hey now, maybe we can find a good reason

To send a child off to war

So what if we're controlling all the oil?

Is it worth a child dying for?

If long life is what we all live for

Then long life will come to pass

Anything is better than the picture of the child

In a cloud of gas... and you think you got it bad

Chorus, repeat

Really hard to get the chord changes right, and its super high... See afterwards for it in D, easier.

I think the album is F, which is afterwards.

Pop Life, in D

Amaj7 = x02120 or 5x665x

F#m = 244322

C#m7 = x46454

Dmaj7 = xx0222 or x57675

VERSE 1

D Amaj7

What's the matter with your life

F#m C#m7

Is the poverty bringing U down?

Dmaj7 E

Is the mailman jerking U 'round?

F G

Did he put your million dollar check

F G

In someone else's box?

VERSE 2

D Amaj7

Tell me, what's the matter with your world

F#m C#m7

Was it a boy when U wanted a girl?

Dmaj7 E

Don't U know straight hair ain't got no curl

F G

Life it ain't real funky

F G

Unless it's got that pop

CHORUS

D Amaj7

Pop life, everybody needs a thrill

F#m C#m7

Pop life, we all got a space 2 fill

Dmaj7 E

Pop life, everybody can't be on top

F G

But life it ain't real funky

F G

Unless it's got that pop

D Amaj7

Tell me, what's that underneath your hair?

F#m C#m7

Is there anybody livin' there? (anybody livin' there?)

Dmaj7 E

You can't get over, if you just don't care (don't care)

F G

Show me a boy who stays in school

F G

And I'll show you a boy aware! Dig it

[chorus]

D Amaj7

What you putting in your nose?

F#m C#m7

Is that where all your money goes? (Is that where all your money goes?)

Dmaj7 E

The river of addiction flows (... you think its hot)

F G

But there won't be no water

F G

When the fire blows Dig it

[chorus]

Again, in F (album key but very high)

For the E - Bmaj7, nice to play the E as an E6 (079999)

Bmaj7 = x24342 or 7x887x

G#m = 466444

D#m7 = x68676

Emaj7 = x79897 (in other words, that Bmaj7 up 5)

F# = 244322

VERSE 1

E Bmaj7

What's the matter with your life

G#m D#m7

Is the poverty bringing U down?

Emaj7 F#

Is the mailman jerking U 'round?

G A

Did he put your million dollar check

G A

In someone else's box?

VERSE 2

E Bmaj7

Tell me, what's the matter with your world

G#m D#m7

Was it a boy when U wanted a girl?

Emaj7 F#

Don't U know straight hair ain't got no curl

G A

Life it ain't real funky

G A

Unless it's got that pop

CHORUS

E Bmaj7

Pop life

Everybody needs a thrill

G#m D#m7

Pop life

We all got a space 2 fill

Emaj7 F#

Pop life

Everybody can't be on top

G A

But life it ain't real funky

G A

Unless it's got that pop

E Bmaj7

Tell me, what's that underneath your hair?

G#m D#m7

Is there anybody livin' there? (anybody livin' there?)

Emaj7 F#

You can't get over, if you just don't care (don't care)

G A

Show me a boy who stays in school

G A

And I'll show you a boy aware!

Dig it

chorus

E Bmaj7

What you putting in your nose?

G#m D#m7

Is that where all your money goes? (Is that where all your money goes?)

Emaj7 F#

The river of addiction flows (... you think its hot)

G A

But there won't be no water

G A

When the fire blows

Dig it

chorus

(unconfirmed)

Asus2 XX2200

F#m11 202200

Dsus2 XX0230

Asus2 F#m11

I never meant to cause you any sorrow

E Dsus2

I never meant to cause you any pain

Asus2 F#m11

I only wanted to one time see you laughing

E Asus2 (I think A)

I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain

Dsus2

Purple rain purple rain

Dsus2 Asus2

Purple rain purple rain

F#m11 E

Purple rain purple rain

E Asus2

I only wanted to see you bathing in the purple rain

Asus2 F#m11 E

I never wanted to be your weekend lover

Dsus2

I only wanted to be some kind of friend

Asus2 F#m11

Baby I could never steal you from another

E Asus2

Its such a shame our friendship had to end

Dsus2

Purple rain purple rain

Dsus2 Asus2

Purple rain purple rain

F#m11 E

Purple rain purple rain

E Asus2

I only wanted to see you underneath the purple rain

Asus2 F#m11

Honey, I know, I know, I know times are changin'

E Dsus2

It's time we all reach out for something new, (that means you too)

Asus2 F#m11

You say you want a leader, but you can't seem to make up your mind

E Asus2

And I think you better close it and let me guide you to the purple rain

Dsus2

Purple rain purple rain

Dsus2 Asus2

Purple rain purple rain

(If you know what I'm singin' about up here, come on raise your hand)

F#m11 E

Purple rain purple rain

E Asus2

I only want to see you, only want to see you in the purple rain

A G D/F#

I was working part time in a five-and-dime,

G D G A

My boss was Mr. McGee.

G D/F#

He told me several times that he didn't like my kind,

G D G A

'Cause I was a bit 2 leisurely.

G D/F#

Seems that I was busy doing something close 2 nothing,

G D G A

But different than the day before.

G D/F#

That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her

G

She walked in through the out door (out door).

[Chorus]:

A G D/F#

She wore a Raspberry beret

G D G A

The kind U find in a second hand store

G D/F#

Raspberry beret

G D A

And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more

G D/F#

Raspberry beret

E A

I think I love her

A G D/F#

Built like she was, uh, she had the nerve 2 ask me

G D G A

If I planned 2 do her any harm

G D/F#

So, look here, I put her on the back of my bike and-a we went riding

G D G A

Down by old man Johnson's farm

G D/F#

I said now, overcast days never turned me on

G D G A

But something about the clouds and her mixed

G D/F#

She wasn't 2 bright but I could tell

G

When she kissed me

She knew how 2 get her kicks

[Chorus]:

A G D/F#

She wore a Raspberry beret

G D G A

The kind U find in a second hand store

G D/F#

Raspberry beret

G D A

And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more

G D/F#

Raspberry beret

E A

I think I love her

D A/C# D A/C#

The rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof,

NC

And the horses wonder who U are.

D A/C# D A/C#

Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees

NC

U feel like a movie star

G F#m E

Listen, they say the first time ain't the greatest

NC

But I tell ya, if I had the chance 2 do it all again

G F#m

I wouldn't change a stroke 'cause baby I'm the most,

E

With a girl as fine as she was then.

A Bm E A

It was 7:45, we were all in line 2 greet the teacher Miss Kathleen

F#m Bm E A

First was Kevin, then came Lucy, third in line was me

A Bm E A

All of us were ordinary compared 2 Cynthia Rose

F#m Bm E A

She always stood at the back of the line, a smile beneath her nose

A Bm E A

Her favorite number was 20 and every single day

F#m Bm E A

If U asked her what she had 4 breakfast, this is what she'd say

A Bm E A

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam

F#m Bm E A

Butterscotch clouds and a tangerine, a side order of ham

F#m Bm E A

If U set your mind free, baby, maybe U'd understand

A Bm E A

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam

Cynthia wore the prettiest dress but different color socks

Sometimes I wondered if the mates were in her lunchbox (Oh ooh oh)

Me and Lucy opened it when Cynthia wasn't around (Oh ooh oh)

Lucy cried, I almost died, U know what we found

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam

Butterscotch clouds, a tangerine and a side order of ham

If U set your mind free, baby, maybe U'd understand

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam

Starfish and coffee

Cynthia had a happy face, just like the one she draws

On every wall, in every school, but it's alright, it's 4 a worthy cause

Go on, Cynthia!

Keep sayin':

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam

Butterscotch clouds, a tangerine and a side order of ham

If U set your mind free, baby, maybe U'd understand

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam

Can learn from this cover (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3NY8i6n4DI) , and these chords maybe (http://prince.org/msg/15/27130).

Cm7. Riff throughout:

|--8----8----8----8----------------|

|--11---10---8----8----------------|

|--8----8----8----8----------------|

|--8----8----8----11---------------|

|--10---10---10---10---------------|

|--8----8----8----8----------------|

In fr died of

Can also do the bass riff on low E: 8 - 11~12

In France, a skinny man

Died of a big disease with a little name

By chance, his girlfriend came across a needle

And soon she did the same

At home there are seventeen year old boys

And their idea of fun

Is being in a gang called 'The Disciples'

High on crack, toting a machine gun

Time, times

Hurricane Annie ripped the ceiling off a church

And killed everyone inside

You turn on the telly and every other story

Is telling you somebody died

A sister killed her baby

'Cuz she couldn't afford to feed it,

and we're sending people to the moon

In September, my cousin tried reefer

For the very first time

Now he's doing horse, it's June

Times, times

Bridge:

Fm7

Is it silly no, when a rocket ship explodes

And everyone still wants to fly?

Some say that man ain't happy, unless a man truly dies

Gm7

Oh, why, oh, why?

Time, time

Baby, make a speech, Star Wars fly

Neighbors just shine it on

But if a night falls and a bomb falls

Will anybody see the dawn?

Time, time

Nice reggae beat, nice to do kind of like a Uke, like this great cover.

Nice riff during B section of verses count to 10...

Cm7:

|-10----8----8--------------------|

|-8-----8----11-------------------|

|-8-----8----8--------------------|

|-8-----8----8--------------------|

|-10----10---10-------------------|

|-8-----8----8--------------------|

Count to 10

Bb F

Oh well, here we are again

Cm7 Bb F

Lookin' 4 something 2 get us in the mood

Bb F

I tell each and every one of my friends

Cm7 Bb F

That the love we make is really pretty rude

Cm7

But they don't believe me

Bb F

cuz it's written all over my face

Cm7

Like Evian and the deep blue sea

Bb

U and me got different taste

F

U like it in the dark but I like a

CHORUS:

Bb

Blue light

F

Can u turn on a Blue light

Cm7

Then cuddle up 2 me So tight

Bb F

Just u and me all night allright

(repeat)

Bb F

U say u wish I was shy

Cm7 Bb F

I always take a simple thing and push it way too far

Bb F

But baby, that's the problem with u and I

Cm7 Bb F

U say not in public but I say in the car

Cm7

Say, we need to get wild again

Bb F

like it was when we first met

Cm7

Close your eyes and count 2 ten and when u open 'em -

Bb F

I'll be standing naked with nothing but a smile on

Chorus

[instrumental bridge]

Bb F

I'll be 117

Cm7 Bb F

You'll be still sayin' "Baby not tonite"

Bb F

It's easy to see us on the cover of a magazine

Cm7 Bb F

"Double heart attack, couple both die in a fight"

Cm7

Oh Baby! I don't wanna cross that road

Bb F

cuz I love u 2 much

Cm7

I'd do anything just 2 heat up your cold touch

Bb F

Anything I would do, but up until u tell me 2

Chorus

Sometimes theres a nice fill coming out of the choruses: Bb - A - Ab - G.

G

I'm goin' down 2 Alphabet Street

C

I'm gonna crown the first girl that I meet

A D

I'm gonna talk so sexy, she'll want me from my head 2 my feet

CHORUS

Gm F C

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Gm F C

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Gm F C

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I'm gonna drive my daddy's Thunderbird

A white rad ride, '66 [67] so glam - it's absurd

I'm gonna put her in the back seat and drive her 2 Tennessee

Chorus

(This part has a bit of a rap to it:)

Excuse me, baby

I don't mean 2 be rude

But I guess tonight I'm just not, I'm just not in the mood

So if U don't mind (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I would like to...watch

Chorus

Well oh well, down, down, down, if that's the only way

To make this cruel, cruel world hear what we've got to say

Put the right letters together... and make a better day

Chorus

Maybe it's the only way

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cat, we need U 2 rap

Cat, we need U 2 rap

Don't give 2 us slow

Cause we know U know

New Power Soul

Gotta gotta gotta go!

Same pattern during Cats rap:

Talk 2 me lover

Come on tell me what U taste

Didn't your mama tell U life is too good to waste?

Didn't she tell U

That Lovesexy was the glam of them all?

If U can hang, U can trip on it

U surely won't fall (Put your love down)

No side effects and

The feeling last 4-ever

Straight up - it tastes good

It makes U feel clever (Put your love down)

U kiss your enemies

Like U know U should

Then U jerk your body

Like a horny pony would (Put your love down)

U jerk your body like a horny pony would

Now run and tell your mama about that!

And while U're at it tell your papa about this

[Bridge: Dm6 - 10-x-9-10-10-10, strummed funky...]

Yeah-yeah

Put your love down there when u wanna get shot

No! (Yeah, yeah)

Put your love down there when u wanna get shot

Put your love down there when u wanna get shot

Put your love down there when u wanna get shot

Put your love down there...

Get home, Alphabet Street

No!

L-L-L-L-Lovesexy

Yea, Oh, Alphabet Street

Yea, Oh, Alphabet Street

A B C D E F H I love U

Really low, since he does it in falsetto. Move up?

RIFF (unconfirmed)

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|---6-6-4-4-3-----|-----------|----3------|----3----8-|

|-------------6-4-|-6h8p6---4-|-6-------4-|-6-----6---|

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VERSE 1

Bbm Ab

If I was your girlfriend, would U remember

Bbm Ab Bbm

2 tell me all the things U forgot when I was your man?

Ab Bbm

Hey hey, when I was your man

Ab Bbm

If I was your best friend, would U let me

Ab Bbm Ab Bbm

Take care of U and do all the things that only a best friend can?

Ab Bbm

Oh, only best friends can

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

VERSE 2

Bbm Ab

If I was your girlfriend, would U let me dress U

Bbm Ab Bbm

I mean, help U pick out your clothes before we go out?

Ab

Not that U're helpless

Bbm Ab

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about

If I was your one and only friend

Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U even if that somebody was me?

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be ... please!

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

Bridge:

Bb

Would u let me wash your hair

C#

Could I make u breakfast sometime

G#

Or then, could we just hang out, I mean

F7 I think?

Could we go 2 a movie and cry together

Bb

Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine

If I was your girlfriend

Baby can I dress u

I mean, help u pick out your clothes

Before we go out

(if I was your girlfriend)

Listen girl, I aint sayin you're helpless

But sometimes, sometimes

Those are the things that bein in loves about (sugar)

Sugar do u know what Im saying 2 u this evening? (sugar)

Maybe u think Im being

A little self-centered (if I was your girlfriend)

But i, I said I want 2 be (sugar)

All of the things u are 2 me (sugar)

Surely, surely u can see (if I was your girlfriend)

{{title repeated in background}}

Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room

Just because u wanna undress?

I mean, we don't have 2 make children 2 make love

And then, we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm

Your bodys what Im all about

Can I see u?

Ill show u

Why not?

U can think it's because Im your friend I'll do it 4 u

Of course I'll undress in front of u!

And when Im naked, what shall I do?

How can I make u see that it's cool?

Cant u just trust me?

If I was your girlfriend u could

Oh, yeah, I think so

Listen, 4 u naked I would dance a ballet

Would that get u off?

Then tell me what will!

If I was your girlfriend, would u tell me?

Would u let me see u naked then?

Would u let me give u a bath?

Would u let me tickle u so hard ud laugh and laugh

And would u, would u let me kiss u there

You know down there where it counts

Ill do it so good I swear I'll drink every ounce

And then I'll hold u tight and hold u long

And together well stare into silence

And well try 2 imagine what it looks like

Yeah, well try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like

Yeah, well try 2 imagine what silence looks like

Yeah, well try

Repeat verse 2

A7sus2: x02203 or x02200 (thoroughly optional)

CHORUS:

A

All 7 and we'll watch them fall

They stand in the way of love and we will smoke them all

G A

With an intellect and a savoir-faire

No one in the whole universe will ever compare

E

I am yours now and U are mine

And 2gether we'll love through all space and time

So don't cry

A

One day all 7 will die

A (A7sus2) A (A7sus2)

And I saw an angel come down unto me

A (A7sus2) A (A7sus2)

And in her hand she holds the very key

G

Words of compassion, words of peace

A (A7sus2) A (A7sus2)

And in the distance an army's marching feet

E7 A (A7sus2)

But behold, we will watch them fall

And we lay down on the sand of the sea

And before us animosity will stand and decree

That we speak not of love only blasphemy

And in the distance, 6 others will curse me

But that's alright, (that's alright)

4 I will watch them fall(1,2,3,4,5,6,7)

CHORUS

And we will see a plague and a river of blood

And every evil soul will surely die in spite of

Their 7 tears, but do not fear

4 in the distance, 12 souls from now

U and me will still be here - we will still be here

There will be a new city with streets of gold

The young so educated they never grow old

And a, there will be no death 4 with every breath

The voice of many colors sings a song

That's so bold

Sing it while we watch them fall

CHORUS

A lot of this is super unconfirmed. Really interesting chord progression. Original that I took this from is here.

I dont really like these voicings, but including from that link:

Fmj7-5 x x 3 2 0 0

Ab-5 x x 0 1 1 0

Fmaj7 x x 3 2 1 0

Em7/11 0 0 0 0 0 0

Em9 0 2 2 0 0 2

B+ x 2 1 0 0 2

Am7

Dorothy was a waitress

Ab-5 (or maybe Ab+ ?)

On the promenade

Em7 F#m7

She worked the night shift

Fmaj7 B (or B7?)

Dishwater blonde, tall and fine

Em (I like the little fill: Em7-Ebm7-Dm7 - E7orB+)

She got a lot of tips

Am7

Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff

Ab-5

In a violent room

Em7 F#m7

Fightin' with lover's past

Fmaj7 B

I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine

Em

Dorothy was fast

Am7

Well, I ordered - "Yeah,

Ab-5

let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't 2 hungry"

Em F#m7

Dorothy laughed

Fmaj7

She said - "It sounds like a real man 2 me

B

U're kinda cute,

Em

U wanna take a bath?"

Am7 Ab-5

Oh, I said - "Cool, but I'm leavin' my pants on

Em7

Cuz I'm kinda goin' with someone"

F#m7 Fmaj7

She said - "Sound like a real man 2 me

B Em

Mind if I turn on the radio?"

Bridge:

G

"Oh, my favorite song," she said

And it was Joni singing, "Help me, I think I'm falling"

(Ring) The phone rang and she said

"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U"

Em7

Right then and there I knew I was through

[My pants were wet, they came off

But she didn't see the movie

Cuz she hadn't read the book first]

Am7 Ab-5

Instead she pretended she was blind

Em7 F#m7

An affliction brought on by a witch's curse

Fmaj7

Dorothy made me laugh

B Em

I felt much better so I went back 2 the violent room

Let me tell U what I did

Bridge (different ending)

G

I took another bubble bath

with my pants on

All the fighting stopped

G A

Next time I'll do it sooner

Am B+

This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker

|Am7 |Ab-5 |Em7 |F#m7 |

|Fmaj7 |B |Em |Em | Repeat To Fade