Quicksand by David Bowie

Lowenbrau Ad from The 70s

St. James Infirmary by Snooks Eaglin

Katmandu by Cat Stevens

Movin Out by Billy Joel

Dont Ask Me Why by Billy Joel

Still Rock and Roll To Me by Billy Joel

You May Be Right by Billy Joel

Sometimes a Fantasy by Billy Joel

Promises by Naked Eyes (Freedy Johnston version)

My Cherie Amor by Stevie Wonder

Rock With You by Michael Jackson

Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot

King Tut by Steve Martin

You Don't Know What Love Is by Chet Baker

Badfish by Sublime

Buy Me a Boat by Chris Janson

Benny Hill Theme

Cantina Band

Pink Panther Theme

Sweet Georgia Brown (Harmlem Globetrotters Theme)

Breathe by Pink Floyd

Till There Was You by The Beatles

Liquor and Whores by Bubbles

Dirty Old Town

The Whore of the Chrysler Lebaron

Hurt by Johnny Cash (orignally 9 Inch Nails)

We Are the Champions by Queen

Old Cape Cod by Patti Page

All The Things (Your Man Won't Do) by Joe

The Trump Song by Crab Shack Orchestra

Poor Bob by Crab Shack Orchestra

Happy Birthday Bob by Crabshack Orchestra

Poo Poo Tidal Wave by Crab Shack Orchestra

Open Fire on the Dead Heads by Crab Shack Orchestra

Oh No You Didnt by Crab Shack Orchestra

Lola Lola Lola

Home at the Shack

Richmond by Jim Erickson

Working On

Quicksand by David Bowie

From this awesome mellow live version

Album version is in C (so verse starts with C)

[Intro] D Em7

[Verse 1]

G

I'm closer to the Golden Dawn

D

Immersed in Crowley's uniform of imagery

G

I'm living in a silent film

D

Portraying Himmler's sacred realm of dream reality

Bb

I'm frightened by the total goal

C

I'm drawing to the ragged hole

D Bm G [Gsus]

And I ain't got the power anymore

G D Em7 E7sus E

No I ain't got the power anymore

[Verse 2]

A

I'm the twisted name on Garbo's eyes

E [Esus]

I'm living proof of Churchill's lies, I'm destiny

A

I'm torn between the light and dark

E [Esus]

Where others see their targets, divine symmetry

C

Should I kiss the viper's fang

D

Or herald loud the death of Man

E C#m A

I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought

A E [Esus]

And I ain't got the power anymore

[Chorus]

E B C#m

Don't believe in yourself

Bbdim (xx2323) B

Don't deceive with belief

Bdim (xx3434) F#m

Knowledge comes with death's release

Bbdim(xx2323) E

Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah

C#m B

Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaaha

[Verse 3]

A

I'm not a prophet or a stone age man

E

Just a mortal with potential of a superman, I'm living on

A

I'm tethered to the logic of Homo Sapien

E

Can't take my eyes from the great salvation of bullshit faith

C

If I don't explain what you ought to know

D

You can tell me all about it on the next Bardo

E C#m A

I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought

A E

And I ain't got the power anymore

[Chorus]

E B C#m

Don't believe in yourself

Bbdim (xx2323) B

Don't deceive with belief

Bdim (xx3434) F#m

Knowledge comes with death's release

Bbdim(xx2323) E

Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah

C#m B

Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaaha

[repeat chorus to taste]

Lowenbrau Ad from The 70s

Capo 1 for original key (or here sounds better). Heres an odd cover version in C.

Can get that Happy Trails "Bom ba-di da bum" bass going with the G6 (E3 D0 D2) if want to make it slow and finger picky

G

Heres to good friends, tonight is kinda special,

C [Am]

the beer well pour,

G G/F# Em

must say something more, some-how,

D [0101] D7

so to-night, to-night

G

let it be Lowenbrau

[Verse 2]

G

Its been so long, gee, Im glad to see ya

C [Am]

Raise your glass,

G G/F# Em

heres to health and happiness,

D [0101] D7

So tonight, tonight, tonight

Let it be all the best

(Announcer:)

When youre with good friends having good times

Dont just have a beer,

Have a Lowenbrau

Because good friends and good times deserve a great beer

And theres really only one

Lowenbrau.

St. James Infirmary by Snooks Eaglin

Not really by Snooks, but its unknown. Louis Armstrong made it famous in 1928 but I love the Snooks version.

Chord voicings, all nice in first position, but can use other positions for the jams.

Interesting: The E7b9 is being used instead of the usual Bb7 that I've been using... Nice.

Dm: XX0231

Gm: 3XX333

A7: X02223

E7b9: 0XX131 or x7676x or Bb7

A7#5: X0X021 or 5x566x

[Intro]

E7b9 - A7#5 - Dm - A7

Riff:

E7b9 A7#5 Dm A7

|---0--1----0--1-----1--1-----3--|

|-3----3--3----2---2----3-----2--|

|------1-------0--------2-----2--|

|-----------------------0-----2--|

|-----------------------------0--|

|--------------------------------|

[Verse 1]

Dm Gm Dm A7

I went down to St. James Infirmary,

Dm A7

See if my baby's there

Dm Gm Dm

She was stretched out on a long, white table

E7b9 A7#5 Dm A7

So sweet, so cold, so fair

[Verse 2]

Dm Gm Dm A7

Let her go, let her go, god bless her

Dm A7

Wherever she may be

Dm Gm Dm

She can look this whole wide world over

E7b9 A7#5 Dm A7

And never find another man like me

[Verse 3]

Dm Gm Dm A7

When I die you can bury me in Edwin Clapp shoes

Dm A7

Box back coat, with a 20 dollar hat

Dm Gm Dm

Put a 20 dollar gold piece in my pocket

E7b9 A7#5 Dm A7

And let the fellas know I died standing pat

[Titty over a verse]

[VERSE 4]

Dm Gm Dm A7

Let her go, let her go, god bless her

Dm A7

Wherever she may be

Dm Gm Dm

She can look this whole wide world over

E7b9 A7#5 Dm A7

And never find another man like me

[Titty over a verse]

[Intro]

Katmandu by Cat Stevens

Album version (Peter Gabriel on flute!)

Amazing live solo version

Recent live version, capo'd on 1

CAPO AT 3rd FRET (Key of F). Or I also like capo 1 like his more recent live version.

Intro

D Dsus F/D G/D C

E |--2-------2-h3----|-/5---------/7--7-----|----0-h1-0-------|

B |--3----3--3-----3-|-/6----6----/8----8---|-----------1-----|

G |-----2------------|-----5--------------7-|-------------0---| (x2)

D |--0-------0-------|--0----------0--------|---------------2-|

A |------------------|----------------------|--3--------------|

E |------------------|----------------------|-----------------|

D D/A C D D/A C

E |---2--2---------0-----0-----|---2--2---------0------0------|

B |---3-----2------1--------1--|---3-----2------1---------1---|

G |-------------------0--------|-------------------0----------| (x2)

D |---0------------------------|---0--------------------------|

A |------------0--h3-----------|------------0--h3-------------|

E |----------------------------|------------------------------|

Verse 1

D D/A C D F C G

I sit be-side the dark, beneath the mire, cold grey, dusty day,

D/A A E C G D

The morning lake drinks up the sky!

(Dmadd9) (Em7) (G) C G* G4 G *=32000x

Kat -man -du, I'll

E |-------------------|----------------0---|------------------|

B |---- 3--------3---|-----------1--------|--0---0-1-p0------|

G |----0--------0-----|-----------0--------|--0------------0--|

D |--3-------2--------|--------------------|------------------|

A |-------------------|-----0--2--3--------|------------------|

E |-----------------0-|--3-----------------|--3---------------|

C G D F

soon be see-ing you, and your strange be-

E |-------0---|-------3--------2---|----------|--1--------1---|

B |---1-------|---0------3---3---3-|--3----3--|--1------1---1-|

G |---0-------|---0--------2-------|----------|------2--------|

D |-----------|----------0---------|--0----2--|--3------------|

A |---3-------|--------------------|----------|---------------|

E |-----------|---3----------------|----------|---------------|

Em7/B Am [Dm7] G

-wil-der-ing time will hold me down---!

E |------0------|-------0-------|--1---------|------------3----|

B |--3-------3--|--1------1--2--|--1---------|--3------3-------|

G |--0----------|--2--2---------|------2-----|--0--------------|

D |-------------|---------------|--0---------|------0----------|

A |--2----------|--0------------|------------|-----------------|

E |-------------|---------------|------------|--3--------------|

Fill riff 1:

G C C/B G A7

E |-------------|-----3--|------3--|------------------|-----------|

B |-3---/5----|-1----1-|-1-----1-|-----------0---2--|-----0-----|

G |-0-----------|-0------|-0-------|--0----2---0---0--|--0-----0--|

D |-------------|--------|---------|--0----0----------|-----------|

A |-5---/7----|-3------|-2-------|---------------0--|--4--------|

E |-------------|--------|---------|--0----2---3------|-----------|

Verse 2

[2nd part of intro (D / C pattern)]

D D/A C D F C C G

Chop me some broken wood, we'll start a fire, white warm, light the dawn,

D/A A E C G D [Riff 1] (Dmadd9) (Em7)

And help me see old satan's tree,

(G) C G G4 G C G D

Katman-du, I'll soon be touching you,

F Em7/B Am [Dm7] G

And your strange be-wildering time will hold me down!

[Fill riff 1]

Instrumental Verse 4 (Same chords as other verses)

Verse 3

[2nd part of intro (C/D pattern)

D D/A C D F C G

Pass me my hat & coat, lock up the cabin, slow night, treat me right,

D/A A E C G D (Dmadd9) (Em7)

Until I go, be nice to know,

(G) C G G4 G C G D

Katman-du, I'll soon be seeing you,

F Em7 Am [Dm7] G

And your strange be-wildering time will hold me down!

[Fill riff 1]

Mostly lyrics:

Verse 1

D C D F

I sit beside the dark, beneath the mire,

C G

cold grey, dusty day,

D/A A E C G D [riff1]

The morning lake / drinks up the sky!

C G C G D [keep the G shape during C]

Katmandu, I'll soon be seeing you,

F Em7 Am G [riff2]

and your strange bewildering time will hold me down

Verse 2

D C D F

Chop me some broken wood, we'll start a fire,

C G

white warm, light the dawn,

D/A A E C G D [riff1]

And help me see / old satan's tree,

C G C G D

Katmandu, I'll soon be touching you,

F Em7 Am G [riff2]

And your strange bewildering time will hold me down!

Verse 3

D C D F

Pass me my hat & coat, lock up the cabin,

C G

slow night, treat me right,

D/A A E C G D [riff1]

Until I go / be nice to know,

C G C G D

Katmandu, I'll soon be seeing you,

F Em7 Am G [riff2]

And your strange bewildering time will hold me down!

[intro]

Movin Out by Billy Joel

[Intro]

Bass: A5 A5 E5 E4 E3 A5 A3 E0 E1

| Dm | Gm7 | C Caug/E | Fmaj7 | (x2)

[Verse1]

Dm Gm7

Anthony works in the grocery store

C C/E Fmaj7

Saving his pennies for someday

Dm Gm7

Mama Leone left a note on the door

C C/E Fmaj7

She said, "Sonny, move out to the country"

Dm G7

Ah, but working too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

Bb C

You ought to know by now

Dm G7

Who needs a house out in Hackensack?

C C7/E F

Is that all you get for your money?

[Chorus]

Bb [Bb/D] C [C7/Bb] A [A/C#] Dm

And it seems like a waste of time, if that's what it's all about

[Dm/C] Bb [Bb/D] Em7-5* A7 Dm *=(078780)

Mama, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out

| Dm | Gm7 | C Ca/E | Fmaj7 | (x2)

Mm, Im moving out

| Dm | Gm7 | C Ca/E | Fmaj7 | (x2)

Ooh, ooh, oh oh (etc)

[Verse 2]

Dm Gm7

Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat

C C/E Fmaj7

At night he becomes a bar tender

Dm Gm7

He works at Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street

C C/E Fmaj7

Across from the Medical Center

Dm G7

Yeah and he's trading in his Chevy for a Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac

Bb C

You ought to know by now

Dm G7

And if he can't drive with a broken back

C7 C7/E F

At least he can polish the fenders

[Chorus]

Bb [Bb/D] C [C7/Bb] A [A/C#] Dm

And it seems like a waste of time, if that's what it's all about

[Dm/C] Bb [Bb/D] Em7-5* A7 Dm *=(078780)

Mama, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out

| Dm | Gm7 | C Ca/E | Fmaj7 | (x2)

Mm, Im moving out

| Dm | Gm7 | C Ca/E | Fmaj7 | (x2)

Ooh, ooh, oh oh (etc)

Dm G7

You should never argue with a crazy ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mind

Bb C

You ought to know by now

Dm G7

You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime

C7 C7/E F

Is that all you get for your money?

[Chorus]

Bb [Bb/D] C [C7/Bb] A [A/C#] Dm

And if thats what you have in mind, yeah if that's what youre all about

[Dm/C] Bb [Bb/D] Em7-5* A7 Dm *=(078780)

Good luck moving up, cause Im movin' out

[Piano Outro]

| D | G | A | D |

Im movin out..

Dont Ask Me Why by Billy Joel

Lots of inveresions adding flavor. And a lot of the song is the specific G shape (3x0003) (with pinky on high E and ring on low E) to the G/C shape (3x2013), as in the intro riff. During the start of verses keep that shape too. Good tutorial from Privettricker here.

Capo on 3 for album key

[Intro]

G (3x0003) / C/G (3x2013)

[Verse 1]

G Am7 G [Am7] A7

All the waiters in your grand cafe

D7 [D7sus2 xx0210] G C/G (3x2013)

Leave their tables when you blink, Oh

G Am7 G A7

Every dog must have his everyday

D7 [D7sus2] G

Every drunk must have his drink

[Chorus]

B7 Em

Don't wait for answers

G7/B (x20001) A7

Just take your chances

D7 (or xx0210) G [Intro riff]

Don't ask me why

G Am7 G A7

All your life you had to stand in line

D7 G C/G (3x2013)

Still you're standing on your feet, Oh

G Am7 G A7

All your choices made you change your mind

D7 G

Now your calendar's complete

[Chorus]

B7 Em

Don't wait for answers

G7/B (x20001) A7

Just take your chances

D7 (or xx0210) G [Intro riff]

Don't ask me why

[Bridge]

D C

You can say the human heart is only make believe

D G C/G G

And I am only fighting fire with fire

E A

But you are still a victim of the accidents you leave

E A D7 (or Dsus2 xx0210)

As sure as I'm a victim of desire

[Verse 3]

G Am7 G A7

All the servants in your new hotel

D7 G C/G (3x2013)

Throw their roses at your feet, Oh

G Am7 G A7

Fool them all but baby I can tell

D7 G

You're no stranger to the street

[Chorus]

B7 Em

Don't ask for favors

G7/B A7

Don't talk to strangers

D7 G [Intro riff]

Don't ask me why

Interlude: G/B - G/C - G/Bb - x 3

[Titty over the bridge]

D - C - D - G

E - A7 - E - A7 - D7

[Verse 4]

G Am7 G A7

Yesterday you were an only child

D7 G C/G (3x2013)

Now your ghosts have gone away, Oh

G Am7 G A7

You can kill them in the classic style

D7 G

Now you, "parlez vous francais"

[Chorus]

B7 Em

Don't look for answers

G7/B A7

You took your chances

D7 G [Intro riff]

Don't ask me why

Outro: G/B - G/C - G/Bb - x 7

"Don't ask me why...."

Just lyrics:

All the waiters in your grand cafe

Leave their tables when you blink, Oh

Every dog must have his everyday

Every drunk must have his drink

Don't wait for answers

Just take your chances

Don't ask me why

All your life you had to stand in line

Still you're standing on your feet, Oh

All your choices made you change your mind

Now your calendar's complete

Don't wait for answers

Just take your chances

Don't ask me why

[D] You can say the human heart is [C] only make believe

And [D] I am only fighting fire with [G] fire [C/G G]

But [E] you are still a victim of the [A] accidents you leave

As [E] sure as I'm a victim of [A] desire [D7]

All the servants in your new hotel

Throw their roses at your feet, Oh

Fool them all but baby I can tell

You're no stranger to the street

Don't ask for favors

Don't talk to strangers

Don't ask me why

[titty over the bridge]

Yesterday you were an only child

Now your ghosts have gone away, Oh

You can kill them in the classic style

Now you, "parlez vous francais"

Don't look for answers

You took your chances

Don't ask me why

Outro: G/B - G/C - G/Bb - x 7

"Don't ask me why...."

Still Rock and Roll To Me by Billy Joel

[Verse 1]

C Em

What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?

Bb F

"Can't You tell that your tie's too wide?"

C Em

Maybe I should bye some old tab collars?

Bb F

"Welcome back to the age of jive.

Em Am

Where have you been hiddin' out lately, honey?

Em D G

You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money"

[Chorus 1]

C Em Bb

Everybody talking 'bout the new sound.

F Am G C

Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.

[Verse 2]

C Em

What's the matter with the car I'm driving?

Bb F

Can't tell it's out of style?"

C Em

Should I get a set of white wall tires?

Bb F

"Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile?

Em Am

Nowadays you can't be too sentimental.

Em D G

Your best bet's a true baby blue Continental."

[Chorus 2]

C Em Bb F

Hot funk, cool punk even if it's old junk,

Am G C

it's still rock and roll to me.

[Bridge]

C G F

Oh it doesn't matter what they say in the papers,

E Am

'cause it's always been the same old scene.

G F

There's a new band in town but you can't get the sound

E Ab

from a story in a magazine.

Eb F G

aimed at your average teen.

[Verse 3]

C Em

How about a pair of pink sidewinders

Bb F

and a bright orange pair of pants?

C Em

"Well, you could really be a Beau Brummel baby,

Bb F Em

if you just give it half a chance.

Am

Don't waste your money on a new set of speakers.

Em D G

You get more mileage from a cheaper pair of sneakers."

[Chorus 3]

C Em Bb F

Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways

Am G C

it's still rock and roll to me.

[Titty over the bridge]

[Verse 4]

C Em

What's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing?

Bb F

"Don't know that they're out of touch?"

C Em

Should I try to be a straight 'A' student?"

Bb F Em

If You are, then you think too much."

Em Am

"Don't you know about the new fashion, honey?

Em D G

All you need are looks and a whole lotta money."

[Chorus 4]

C Em Bb

It's the next phase, new wave, dance craze; anyways

Am G C C

it's still rock and roll to me.

C Em Bb

Everybody's talking about the new sound.

F G C C9

Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.

You May Be Right by Billy Joel

Billy looking and sounding like Elvis Costello... Glass Houses was heavily influenced by late 70s pop punk? Check this video. And in this video he calls it one of his top 5 best songs hes written.

Riff: E3 E2 B3 B5 (Can do while playing the A chord. For the B5 play B5 E5.

[Intro]

A (with riff) (4x)

[Verse 1]

A

Friday night I crashed your party, saturday I said I'm sorry

E7

Sunday came and trashed me out again.

Bm G

I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone

E A

And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change.

A

I've been stranded in the combat zone, I walked through Bedford Stuy alone

E7

Even rode my motorcycle in the rain.

Bm G

And you told me not to drive, but I made it home alive

E A

So you said that only proves that I'm insane.

[Chorus]

E A

You may be right, I may be crazy

E D F#m A

Oh but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

E A

Turn out the light, don't try to save me

D E A [riff]

You may be wrong for all I know, But you may be right.

[Verse 2]

A

Remember how I found you there, alone in your electric chair

E7

I told you dirty jokes until you smiled

Bm G

You were lonely for a man, I said "Take me as I am"

E A

'Cause you might enjoy some madness for awhile

A

Now think of all the years you tried to find someone to satisfy you

E7

I might be as crazy as you say

Bm G

If I'm crazy then it's true, that it's all because of you

E A

And you wouldn't want me any other way

[Chorus]

E A

You may be right, I may be crazy

E D F#m A

Oh but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

E A

Its too late to fight, its too late to change me.

D E A [riff]

You may be wrong for all I know, But you may be right.

[titty with kazoo over a verse]

[Chorus]

E A

You may be right, I may be crazy

E D F#m A

Oh but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

E A

Turn out the light, dont try to save me.

D E A [riff]

You may be wrong for all I know, But you may be right.

[Outro]

A A A [x 4]

You may be wrong but you may be right

Sometimes a Fantasy by Billy Joel

All barres

Intro: A D x2

/A D /G A

I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely

/A D /E A

I had to call you up in the middle of the night

/F# G [/F# G] /A D /A D

I know it's awful hard to try to make love long distance, hahaha

C Em G G A G A

But I really needed stimulation, though it was only my imagination

D A Bm G A Bm

It's just a fantasy, ooh, it's not the real thing

D A Bm G A Bm

It's just a fantasy, ooh, it's not the real thing

D A Bm G A C F C F

Sometimes a fantasy, ooh, is all you need

D /G A

When am I gonna take control get a hold of my emotions

/A D /E A

Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night?

/F# G [/F# G] /A D /A D

You told me there's a number I can always dial for assistance, hahaha

C Em G G A G A

I don't want to deal with outside action, only you can give me satisfaction

D A Bm G A Bm

It's just a fantasy, ooh, it's not the real thing

D A Bm G A Bm

It's just a fantasy, ooh, it's not the real thing

D A Bm G A C F C F D G D C

Sometimes a fantasy, ooh, is all you need

/A D /G A

Sure it would be better if I had you here to hold me

/A D /E A

Be better baby but believe me it's the next best thing

/F# G /F# G /A D /A D

I'm sure there's many times you've wanted me to hear your secrets

C Em G G A G A

Don't be afraid to say the words that move me, anytime you want to tell them to me

D A Bm G A Bm

It's just a fantasy, ooh, it's not the real thing

D A Bm G A Bm

It's just a fantasy, ooh, it's not the real thing

D A Bm G A C

Sometimes a fantasy, ooh, is all you need

C F

It's just a fantasy (It's just a fantasy)

C

It's not the real thing (It's not the real thing)

F

It's just a fantasy (It's just a fantasy)

D

It's not the real thing (It's not the real thing)

G

It's just a fantasy (It's just a fantasy)

D

It's not the real thing (It's not the real thing)

G

It's just a fantasy (It's just a fantasy)

C

It's not the real thing (It's not the real thing)

F

It's just a fantasy (It's just a fantasy)

C

It's not the real thing (It's not the real thing)

Promises by Naked Eyes (Freedy Johnston version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z-Hq5-GAlE

When doing the F#m, nice to switch between 9th fret and 2nd fret versions.

For the DM7, nice to play as xx0222 or 2x0222.

Intro:

F#m7 (9th fret) F#m7 (2nd fret) / Bm7 / C#m7

F#m7 E F#m

Never had a doubt, in the beginning

F#m E F#m

Never a doubt

F#m E F#m

I trusted you true, in the beginning

F#m E F#m

And I loved you right through

F#m

And on and on, we laughed like kids

B7? (24242) E

At all the silly things we did

[CHORUS]

F#m E DM7 or F#m (DM7 or Bm7) C#m7 Bm7

You made me promises promises

F#m E DM7 or F#m

Knowing I'd believe

DM7 C#m7 Bm7

Promises promises

You knew you'd never keep [intro (1x)]

F#m7 E F#m

Second time around, I'm still believing

F#m7 E F#m

words that you said

F#m7 E F#m

"I'll always be here, and love you forever"

F#m7 E F#m

Still repeats in my head

F#m7

But you can't finish what you start

B7 E

If this is love it breaks my heart

[CHORUS]

F#m E DM7 or F#m (DM7 or Bm7) C#m7 Bm7

You made me promises promises

F#m E DM7 or F#m

Knowing I'd believe

DM7 C#m7 Bm7

Promises promises

You knew you'd never keep [intro (1x)]

F#m

And on and on, we laughed like kids

B7? (24242) E

At all the silly things we did

F#m

You can't finish what you start

B7? (24242) E

If this is love it breaks my heart

[CHORUS]

F#m E DM7 or F#m (DM7 or Bm7) C#m7 Bm7

You made me promises promises

F#m E DM7 or F#m

Knowing I'd believe

DM7 C#m7 Bm7

Promises promises

You knew you'd never keep [intro (1x)]

F#m E DM7 or F#m (DM7 or Bm7) C#m7 Bm7

Follow your promises

Knowing I'd believe

Promises, promises,

why did I believe

[Titty over intro pattern]

Promises, promises

Promises promises

Ending:

B7 E F#m

Do do do dooo doo doo do, doo doo do do, hmmm.

My Cherie Amor by Stevie Wonder

Great cover by Multu. See the arrangement below this for his version, which is better I think.

Ab7+5 = 4x455x

F#11 = 2x210x

G#11 = 4x432x

Fm7b5 = x8989x or xx3444

[Intro]

F#M7 BM7 C#M7

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

[Verse 1]

Ab7+5 C#M7 F11 or [F#7sus F#7] BM7 G#7sus G#7 [or G11]

My cherie amour, lovely as a summer day

C#M7 F#7sus BM7 G#7sus G#7 [or 4x4322]

My cherie amour, distant as the milky way

F#M7 Ab13 [or G#7sus or G#11] Fm7b5/Cb or B9]

My cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore

A#9 [or A#7] D#9

You're the only girl my heart beats for

G#13 C#M7 G#7#5 [or G#13-9]

How I wish that you were mine

[Verse 2]

In a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street

I've been near you, but you never noticed me

My cherie amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore

That behind that little smile I wore

How I wish that you were mine

[Intro]

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

[Verse 3]

[A7 to modulate, then up a half step]

Maybe someday, you'll see my face among the crowd

Maybe someday, I'll share your little distant cloud

Oh, cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore

You're the only girl my heart beats for

How I wish that you were mine

[Intro]

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

Or from that Multu (link):

F#M7 = 2x332x

BM7 = x2434x

C#M7 = x4656x

Ab7+5 = 4x455x

F#11 = 2x210x

G#11 = 4x432x

D#9 = x65666

Not sure what you'd call these two. Sound good as regular 9 chords tho.

B9 = x24222 (or x21222)

Bb9? = x13111

And he does a hammer-on fill with his pinky on the BM7 and C#M7 shape.

Can use F#sus and G#sus instead of F#11 and G#11 if playing and singing.

[Ab7+5] My cherie [C#M7] amour, [F#11] lovely as a summer [BM7] day [G#11]

My cherie [C#M7] amour, [F#11] distant as the milky [BM7] way [G#11]

My cherie [F#M7] amour, [G#11] pretty little one that [B9?] I adore

[Bb9?] You're the only girl my [D#9] heart beats for

[G#11] How I wish that you were [C#M7] mine [Ab7+5]

In a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street

I've been near you, but you never noticed me

Oh cherie amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore

That behind that little smile I wore

How I wish that you were mine

La la [F#M7] la la la la [BM7], La la la la la [C#M7] la

[modulate up half step with A7+5]

Maybe someday, you'll see my face among the crowd

Maybe someday, I'll share your little distant cloud

My cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore

You're the only girl my heart beats for

How I wish that you were mine

La la la la la la, na na na la la

Just lyrics:

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

My cherie amour, lovely as a summer day

My cherie amour, distant as the milky way

My cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore

You're the only girl my heart beats for

How I wish that you were mine

In a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street

I've been near you, but you never noticed me

My cherie amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore

That behind that little smile I wore

How I wish that you were mine

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

Maybe someday, you'll see my face among the crowd

Maybe someday, I'll share your little distant cloud

Oh, cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore

You're the only girl my heart beats for

How I wish that you were mine

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

La la la la la la, La la la la la la

Rock With You by Michael Jackson

Original key is Eb.

Using Multu's arrangement (link). Check that video for a nice stripped down way of doing this song.

G/A = 5x543x

[Verse 1]

Dm9 G/A A [or A7]

Girl, close your eyes, let that rhythm get into you

Dm9 G/A A

Don't try to fight it, there ain't nothin' that you can do

FM7 Em A#M7 F/G

Relax your mind, lay back and groove with mine

Dm7 Em7 FM7

Can you feel that heat

And we gonna ride the boogie

Dm7 Em7 FM7 F/G

Share that beat of love

[Chorus]

Dm9 G/A A

I wanna rock with you (all night)

Dm9 G/A A#/C

Dance you in to (sun light)

Dm9 G/A A

I wanna rock with you (all night)

F/G G/A F/G G/A

We're gonna rock the night away

[Verse 2]

Dm9 G/A A

Out on the floor, there ain't nobody there but us

Dm9 G/A A

Girl, when you dance, there's a magic that must be love

FM7 Em A#M7 F/G

Just take it slow, 'cause we got so far to go

Dm7 Em7 FM7

When you feel that heat

And we gonna ride the boogie

Dm7 Em7 FM7 F/G

Share that beat of love

[Chorus]

Dm9 G/A A

I wanna rock with you (all night)

Dm9 G/A A#/C

Dance you in to (sun light)

Dm9 G/A A

I wanna rock with you (all night)

F/G G/A F/G G/A

We're gonna rock the night away

[Bridge]

Am7 D9

And when the groove is dead and gone

FM7 Em7 [or Em]

You know that love survives

A#M7 F/G

So we can rock forever

[Bridge with kazoo solo... do doo doo doo doo doo do]

Dm9 G/A A

Dm9 G/A A#/C

Dm9 G/A A/B A#/C

I Wanna Rock With You

B/C# [modulation]

I Wanna Groove With You

D#m9 G#/A# A#

I wanna rock with you (all night)

D#m9 G#/A# B/C#

Dance you into (sun light)

D#m9 G#/A# A#

Rock with you, (all night)

F#/G# G#/A# F#/G# G#/A#

We gone dance the night away

[Nice ending chord: C#M7]

Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot

Original is in F# (maybe E capo 2). I like this version in F though (or nice ot use that version to find the vocal position). Actually I like F# better I think. Check vocal memo for placement maybe

[Intro]

F# F#7 on upstroke

[Verse 1]

F#

I can see her lyin' back in her satin dress

C#7 F#

In a room where ya do what ya don't confess

B E F# [x2]

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin round my back stairs

[Verse 2]

F#

She's been lookin' like a queen in a sailor's dream

C#7 F#

And she don't always say what she really means

B E F# [x2]

Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feelin better and I'm feelin no pain

[Verse 3]

F#

I can picture every move that a man could make

C#7 F#

Getting lost in her lovin' is your first mistake

B E F#

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin round my back stairs

B E F#

Sometimes I think it's a sin when I feel like I'm winnin when I'm losin again

[Titty]

[Verse 4]

F#

I can see her lookin' fast in her faded jeans

C#7 F#

She's a hard lovin' woman, got me feelin' mean

B E F#

Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feelin better and I'm feelin no pain

B E F#

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin round my back stairs

B E F#

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin round my back stairs

B E F#

Sometimes I think it's a sin when I feel like I'm winnin when I'm losin again

Just lyrics:

[Verse 1]

I can see her lyin' back in her satin dress

In a room where ya do what ya don't confess

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin' 'round my back stairs

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin' 'round my back stairs

She's been lookin' like a queen in a sailor's dream

And she don't always say what she really means

Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain

Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain

I can picture every move that a man could make

Getting lost in her lovin' is your first mistake

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin' 'round my back stairs

Sometimes I think it's a sin when I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin again

[Instrumental]

I can see her lookin' fast in her faded jeans

She's a hard lovin' woman, got me feelin' mean

Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin' 'round my back stairs

Sundown ya better take care if I find you've been creepin' 'round my back stairs

Sometimes I think it's a sin when I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again

King Tut by Steve Martin

Original version was in Bb, but I like the later versions in A like this

Nice to do the A7 on 5th fret so can do alternating bass with low E. And can slide up for that funky sound.

And D7 on 5th fret and alternating bass with A5

On chorus the harmony on "born in arizona" is high E and B

Intro A7:

|--------------------------------0--------------|

|---0-1----0-1----0-1-0------0-1---0-1----------|

|-2------2------2-------2--2------------2-------|

|-------------------------------------------2---|

|----------------------------------------------0|

|-----------------------------------------------|

[A7 with alternating bass to E. Can do on 5th fret]

Now when he was a young man,

He never thought he'd see

People stand in line to see the boy king. [(E) King Tut]

How'd you get so funky? [Funky Tut]

Did you do the monkey?

E7 D7 A7

[Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia, King Tut]

[Verse 2]

[King Tut] Now, if I'd known,

They'd line up just to see him,

I'd take in all my money

And bought me a museum. [King Tut]

Buried with a donkey [Funky Tut]

He's my favorite honky!

E7

[Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut]

[titty over a verse with these words. Or skip words.]

[A7 on xxx989]

Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)

The ladies love his style, (Waltzing Tut)

Rockin' for a mile (Rockin' Tut)

He ate a crocodile.

He gave his life for tourism.

[Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut]

[verse 3]

Now when I die,

Now don't think I'm a nut,

Don't want no fancy funeral,

Just one like ole king Tut.[King Tut]

He coulda won a Grammy, [Funky Tut]

Buried in his jammies,

[final chorus]

He was Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,

He was born in Arizona, Got a condo made of stone-a, King Tut

Ending chord: A7 or A beatles on 12

You Don't Know What Love Is by Chet Baker

Awesome little lesson, and great for getting the melody. And interesting study of the song is here. And good chord chart with some variations.

I have the sheetmusic for this, but not sure it's right (was transposed from F)

Usual key is Fm.

Interesting voicings:

Dm6 xx0201

Em6 022023

Dm6 Fdim (13th fret) Em6 [can repeat again next line]

You don't know what love is

Dm6 [Gm6 or Dm6/C] Bb7 or Bdim or A7+ [or x7676x] A7 [or A+]

'Til you've learned the meaning of the blues

Gm6 [Gm/7] Bbdim Dm6 [Dm6/C]

Until you've loved a love you've had to lose,

Fdim Em6 Dm6

You don't know what love is.

You don't know how lips hurt

Until you've kissed and had to pay the cost

Until you've flipped your heart and you have lost,

You don't know what love is.

Bridge:

Gm7 F#7 Fmaj7 F6

Do you know how a lost heart fears

Gm7 C7 Fmaj7

At the thought of rem - i - nis - cing,

Bm7 E9 Amaj7 A7

And how lips that taste of tears

Bb9 A9

Lose their taste for kissing?

You don't know how hearts burn

For love that cannot live yet never dies.

Until you've faced each dawn with sleepless eyes,

You don't know what love is.

Badfish by Sublime

[Intro]

A Bm G A

A Bm G A

[Verse]

A Bm

When you grab a hold of me

G A

Tell me that I'll never be set free

A Bm

Well I'm a parasite

G A

Creep and crawl I step into the night

A D

Two pints of booze

G A

Tell me are you a bad fish too (are you a bad fish too)

[Chorus]

D A

Ain't got no money to spend

D A

I hope the night will never end

D A

Lord knows I'm weak

D E

Wont some body get me off of this reef

[Verse]

A Bm

Baby your a big blue whale

G A

Grab the reef when all duck diving fails

A Bm

Id swim but I wish I never learned

G A

Waters too polluted with germs

A D

I dive deep when its ten feet over head

G A

Grab the reef underneath my bed (underneath my bed)

[Bridge]

D A

Aint got no quarrels with God

D A

Ain't got no time to grow old

D A

Lord knows I'm weak

D E

Wont somebody get me off of this reef

[Solo]

A Bm G A

A Bm G A

[Chorus]

D A

Ain't got no quarrels with God

D A

Ain't got no time to get old

D A

Lord knows I'm weak

D E

Wont somebody get me off of this reef

Buy Me a Boat by Chris Janson

[Intro]

D

D G

I aint rich, but I damn sure wanna be

D A

Working like a dog all day, aint working for me

D

I wish I had a rich uncle thatd kick the bucket

G

And that I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett

D A

I know everybody says money cant buy happiness

[Chorus]

D G

But it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it

D A

It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets

D G

Yeah, I know what they say, money cant buy everything

D A D

Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat

D G

They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar

D A

I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars

D

I keep hearing money is the root of all evils

G

And you cant fit a camel through the eye of a needle

D A

Im sure thats probably true, but it still sounds pretty cool

[Chorus]

D G

Cause it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it

D A

It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets

D G

Yeah, I know what they say, money cant buy everything

D A D

Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat

D G

To float down on the water with a beer

A

I hear the Powerball lotto is sitting on a hundred mill

G

Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel

[Chorus]

D G

It could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it

D A

It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets

D G

Yeah, I know what they say, money cant buy everything

D A D

Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat

D G

Yeah, I know what they say, money cant buy everything

D G

Well, maybe so, but it could buy me a boat

D

It could buy me a boat.

Benny Hill Theme

Key of Ab. Might be a litttle low tho, also nice in Bb. Great with kazoo.

Ab Eb7

Ab Ab7 Db Ddim

Ab

Bridge (circus song)

Db

Ab

Db Db7 F# Gdim

Db

(Then before returning to original key, hit that Eb7)

Cantina Band

Great video here also here

Approximately:

Dm C F

Dm G7 C7

Dm C7 F

Bb Bdim F D7 G7 C7 F

Pink Panther Theme

Good tutorial here (start at 18:50)

Em

C9

Em F

Em C9 B9

Ending chord: Em7Maj7 (022442)

Sweet Georgia Brown (Harmlem Globetrotters Theme)

Nice intro is to do the G-F#-F-E barre thing

E7

No gal made has got a shade on Sweet Georgia Brown;

A7

Two left feet but oh so neat, has Sweet Georgia Brown.

D7

They all sigh and wanna die for Sweet Georgia Brown;

G D7 G B7

I'll tell you why, you know I don't lie...much.

E7

It's been said she knocks 'em dead when she lands in town;

A7

Since she came, why it's a shame how she coos 'em down.

Em7 B7 Em7 B7

Fellers she can't get are fellers she ain't met.

G F# F E [Bm7-5] E7 A7 D7 G

Georgia claimed her, Gergia named her, Sweet Georgia Brown.

Breathe by Pink Floyd

Great street musician version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NBYDQEwisU&feature=youtu.be&t=278

Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3O0O50Iiv4

Nice to do it super vowelly.

Nice riff on the A7: x0-11-0-10-0 x09080 x07070 x05050

Good voicings for this:

EmAdd9 024000

Cmaj7 332000

Bm7 x24232 or maybe x24430 sounds good

Fmaj7 033210

D7#9 x5456x (hendrix chord)

D7b9 x5454x

A fiff 1: x04020 A7

A riff 2: x0-11-0-10-0 x0-12-0-12-0 x0-11-0-10-0

A riff 3: x0-14-0-14-0 x0-12-0-12-0 x0-11-0-10-0 x09080 x07070 x05050 x04030 (to taste)

EmAdd9 A

Breathe, breathe in the air

Em A7

Don't be afraid to care

Em A7

Leave, don't leave me

Em A7

Look around and choose your own ground

[Chorus]

Cmaj7

Long you live and high you fly

Bm7

Smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry

Fmaj7

All you touch and all you see

G x05430 D7#9 D7b9

Is all your life will ever be

[verse 2, Em / A7 whole time]

Run, rabbit run

Dig that hole, forget the sun

And when at last the work is done

Don't sit down it's time to dig another one.

[Chorus]

Cmaj7

For long you live and high you fly

Bm7

But only if you ride the tide

Fmaj7

And balanced on the biggest wave

G D7#9 D7b9

You race towards an early grave

Till There Was You by The Beatles

[Verse]

C C#dim7

There were bells on a hill

Dm7 Fm

But I never heard them ringing

C Em D#m Dm7 G7+9

No I never heard them at all

C Dm7 G7+9

Till there was you

C C#dim7

There were birds in the sky

Dm7 Fm

But I never saw them winging

C Em D#m Dm7 G7+9

No I never saw them at all

C C#dim7

Till there was you

[Chorus]

F Fm C

Then there was music and wonderful roses

A Dm7 Dmmaj7 D7 G7 G7+5

They tell me in sweet fragrant meadows of dawn and you

[Verse]

C C#dim7

There was love all around

Dm7 Fm

But I never heard it singing

C Em D#m Dm7 G7+9

No I never heard it at all

C Dm7 G7+9

Till there was you

B7+9 Then there was

[Chorus]

F Fm C

music and wonderful roses

A Dm7 Dmmaj7 D7 G7 G7+5

They tell me in sweet fragrant meadows of dawn and you

[Verse]

C C#dim7

There was love all around

Dm7 Fm

But I never heard it singing

C Em D#m Dm7 G7+9

No I never heard it at all

C

Till there was you

[Outro]

G7 F#7 G7 C G# C Cmaj7

Tiiiiiill there was you

Liquor and Whores by Bubbles

Intro: D / C / G / G

[Chorus]

G

I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores

Am

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and bologna

G

Liquor and whores

[Verse 1]

G Am

I was down drinking at the legion

C D

When I met a girl, she was nice

G

She was pretty and pleasing

Am

She said hey boy, we should do some marrying

C D

And I said sure, but before we do

G

Theres something you should know

[Chorus]

G

I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores

Am

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and bologna

G

Liquor and whores

[Instrumental]

G Em C D (x2)

G

[Verse 2]

G Am

Then one night, down at the legion

C D

She walked in, I was drunk on gin

G

Dancing with a lady friend

Am

She said hey boy, you should fly the fuck home

C D

And I said no, cause five little words

G

Could I swore I said to you

[Chorus]

G

I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores

Am

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and bologna

G

Liquor and whores

G

I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores

Am

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and bologna

G

Liquor and whores

G

I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores

Am

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and bologna

G

Liquor and whores

Dirty Old Town

[Intro]

| D | D | D | D |

| G | G | D | D |

| Em | Em | Bm | Bm

[Verse 1] (key change)

G

I met my love by the gas works wall

C G

Dreamed a dream by the old canal

G

I kissed my girl by the factory wall

D Em

Dirty old town, dirty old town

[Verse 2]

G

Clouds are drifting across the moon

C G

Cats are prowling on their beat

G

Springs a girl from the streets at night

D Em

Dirty old town, dirty old town

[Instrumental] (key change)

| C | C | C | C |

| F | F | C | C |

| C | C | C | C |

| G | G | Am | Am

[Verse 3] (key change)

G

I heard a siren from the docks

C G

Saw a train set the night on fire

G

I smelled the spring on the smoky wind

D Em

Dirty old town, dirty old town

[Verse 4]

G

I'm gonna make me a big sharp axe

C G

Shining steel tempered in the fire

G

I'll chop you down like an old dead tree

D Em

Dirty old town, dirty old town

[Verse 5]

G

I met my love by the gas works wall

C G

Dreamed a dream by the old canal

G

I kissed my girl by the factory wall

Am Em

Dirty old town, dirty old town

D Em

Dirty old town, dirty old town

The Whore of the Chrysler Lebaron

To the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Guy singing it here

Others: kiss me I'm shitfaced, Dirty Old Town

B Fm A E B

Its fairly well know in the place I call home I like girls with an ass that is roomy.

I met and old slut with a very large butt. She said, Son, for 10 bucks you can do me.

The bathroom wall said that she gave some good head and for a good time to call her this evnin

I was worried though that I just didnt know If Id wind up with some dude name Steven.

I gave her a call and we went to the mall and we enjoyed a couple of Slurpees.

Was two days or more, I was pretty damn sore. I found out, the old bag gave me herpes.

Her hair was dyed she didnt have a good side. She had moved from some place near Boston.

When I got her home and she took of her clothes well my cookies I just about tossed em.

Her bush when she turned, looked like an over grown fern in desperate need of some water.

Her elbows and knees had some scabby disease and her mustache looked like Sergeant Slaughters.

I turned off the lights, cause if looked at her right I feel like my eyes would start failin.

But I ran outside as my lunch began to slide. And I vomited over the railin.

I went back inside to finish my ride, sayin Betty its been good to know ya.

She said not so fast bro, theres somethin you should know, now come here I got somethin to show ya.

The skin looked all wrong right up next to her thong it was red and it looked irritated

Felt and itch on my crank, and then my heart just sank, aww damn I shoulda just masturbated.

Does anyone know where the love of god goes when you pee and feels just like acid.

Was two week ago that I slept with that hoe, and my penis, now it just stays flaccid.

You might like this song and you might sing along and you may even think that its funny.

But you wouldnt know if every time you go theres a discharge thats white and real runny.

My tale now spans all across this great land from Maine all the way to the Rockies.

My penis now steams like a cappuccino machine and it keeps burning holes in my jockys.

That filthy old hoe lives in Detroit they say and its doubtful that anyones carin.

Her career high she banged 29 guys on the hood of her Chrysler LeBaron.

The Doctors all say that smell wont go away, like some shrimp thats been shipped here from China.

I tried Listerine even used Listerine but my nuts still smell like filthy vagina.

Hurt by Johnny Cash (orignally 9 Inch Nails)

[Intro]

Am C D Am C D

[Verse 1]

Am C D Am C D Am

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel

C D Am C D Am

I focus on the pain the only thing that's real

C D Am C D Am

The needle tears a hole the old familiar sting

C D Am C D G

Try to kill it all away but I remember everything

[Chorus 1] (keep high E 3rd fret through whole chorus)

Am F C G

What have I become? My sweetest friend

Am F C G

Everyone I know goes away in the end

Am F G G

And you could have it all My empire of dirt

Am F G Am

I will let you down I will make you hurt

[Transition]

(Am) C D Am C D

[Verse 2]

Am C D Am C D Am

I wear this crown of thorns upon my liar's chair

C D Am C D Am

Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair

C D Am C D Am

Beneath the stains of time the feelings disappear

C D Am C D G

You are someone else I am still right here

[Chorus 2]

Am F C G

What have I become? My sweetest friend

Am F C G

Everyone I know goes away in the end

Am F G G

And you could have it all My empire of dirt

Am F G G

I will let you down I will make you hurt

Am F G G

If I could start again a million miles away

Am F G

I would keep myself I would find a way

(single strum)

We Are the Champions by Queen

Album key is Cm (Am capo'd 3). Here it is in Am, I really like it in Gm when not warmed up.

Nice tutorial here

[Verse 1]

Am Em (or Em7)

I've paid my dues

Am Em

Time after time

Am Em

I've done my sentence

Am Em

But committed no crime

C Fmaj7/C (x33210)

And bad mistakes

C Fmaj7/C (fill: High E3-1-0 B1)

I've made a few

C G/B (x20030) Am

I've had my share of sand kicked in my face

D7 G

But I've come through

F/G Gm7b5 G7 A7 (F/G=F7 barre with G bass)

And I mean to go on, and on, and on, and on

[Chorus]

D F#m Bm G A7

We are the champions, my friends

D F#m G B7 (or technically B7/Eb xx1202)

And we'll keep on fighting till the end

Em7 Em/C# (x42000) Gm6 Gdim or C#dim7 (x45353) (then maybe Edim7?)

We are the champions, we are the champions

D C/E (x02030?) F6 (1x021x) G G6/A (bee gees chord: x05430)

No time for losers 'cause we are the champions

finger pick: Dm G/D (xx0033) Dm G/D G6/A

Of the world

[Verse]

Am Em (or Em7)

I've taken my bows

Am Em

And my curtain calls

Am Em

You brought me fame and fortune

Am Em

And everything that goes with it

Am Em

And I thank you all

C Fmaj7/C (x33210)

But it s been no bed of roses

C Fmaj7/C (fill: High E3-1-0 B1

No pleasure cruise

C G/B (x20030) Am

I consider it a challenge before the whole human race

D7 G

And I ain't gonna lose

F/G Gm7b5 G7 A7

And I mean to go on, and on, and on, and on

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

Old Cape Cod by Patti Page

Patti Page made it famous, but Gary Jones has an awesome cover here

This is his version.

Capo on 1

Intro (version pattern)

F Cm7 F9 (9th fret, can slide into)

If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air

Bb Eb7

Quaint little villages all here and there

F D7 G7 (xx4576) C Gm C7

You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod

F Cm7 F9 (9th fret)

If you like the taste of lobster stew

Bb Eb7

Served by a window with an ocean view

F D7 G7 C F F7

You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod

[Bridge]

Bb C F [F#dim]

Winding roads that seem to beckon you

Gm7 C7 F F7

Miles of green beneath the skies of blue

Bb Bdim F Am7 D7

Church bells chimin' on a Sunday morn'

Gm7 G7 C7 C9

Remind you of the town where you were born

F Cm7 F9 (9th fret)

If you spend an evening you'll want to stay

Bb Eb7

Watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay

F D7 G7 C F F7

You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod

[repeat bridge]

[repeat last verse with this ending]

F D7 G7 Cm7/G F# F

You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod

All The Things (Your Man Won't Do) by Joe

Awesome live version here

Great lesson here

Another lesson (I think I bought the tab for this one)

* or I think can play the Ddim7 as Bdim7 (7x676x)

** arpeggiate the Abm11 (4x442x) as:

e|------------------------

B|--------------2---------

G|--------4--------4------

D|-----4-----4--------4---

A|------------------------

E|--4--------------------4

*** sometimes has trill on high E string 6-4

[Intro (verse pattern)]

BM7 Db/Eb

Db9sus4 Bb7 Bdim7 (or Ddim7)

Ebm9 Abm7 Abm11

Ebm9 Abm7 Abm11

[Verse 1]

BM7 Db/Eb (with trill on B string)

Tell me what kind of man

Db9sus4 (x4444x)*** Abm11 [tutorial does this: Bb7 Bdim7 (or Ddim7 x56464)]

Would treat his woman so cold?

Ebm9 Abm7 Abm11 (4x442x)

Treat you like you're nothing

Ebm9 Abm7 Abm11

When your worth more than gold

BM7 Db/Eb

Girl, to me you're like a diamond

Db9sus4 Abm11

I love the way you shine

Ebm9 Abm7

A hundred million dollar treasure

Abm11

I'd give the world to make you mine

(La-la-la-la-laaa)

[Pre-Chorus]

Abm7 Bbm7 Bm7

I'd put a string of pearls right in your hand

Dbm7 (trill B 9-10) Bm7

Make love on a beach of jet black sand

E9

Outside in the rain

GbM7 (9th fret) Abm7 GbM7 Fm7 [GbM7] Abm7 (4th fret)

We can do it all night

Abm7 Bbm7 Bm7

I'll touch all the places he would not

Dbm7 Bm7

And some you never knew would get you hot

E9 Fm7b5 (x8989x) Bb7

Nothing is forbidden when we touch

[Chorus]

BM7 Db/Eb (x6666x) Db9sus4 (x4444x)***

Baby, I wanna do all of the

Bb7 Ddim7 (x56464)* Ebm9 Abm7 Abm11 (4x442x)**

things your man won't do (Every little thing)

Ebm9 Abm7 Abm11

(I'll do them for you)

BM7 Db/Eb Db9sus4

Ohh, oh Baby, I wanna do all of the

Bb7 Ddim7 Ebm9 Abm7 Abm11

things your man won't do

Ebm9 Abm7 Abm11

I'll do them for you Yeahhh

[Verse 2]

I'll take you out on a night cruise on a yacht

Just can't loose, 'Cause we got a lot to look forward to

One, two, what'cha gonna do?

What good is a diamond nobody can see?

I hear he's got you on lock-down

But I got the master key

(La-la-la-la-laaa)

[Pre-Chorus]

I'll light up all the candles all around

Show me to the subway, I'll go down

Nothing can be sweeter than the sound of making love

Baby, when I start, I just can't stop

I love you from the bottom to the top

Nothing is forbidden when we touch

[Chorus]

Baby, I wanna do (Hell yeah)

All of the things your man won't do (Every little thing)

(I'll do them for you)

Oooh, ooh

Baby, I wanna do (I wanna do)

All of the things your man won't do

(I'll do them for you)

Yeahhh, ohh

[Break]

And I'll-oh yeah, yeah, yeah-oh yeah

I'll

(La-la-la-la-laaa)

[Bridge]

I'll light up all the candles all around

Show me to the subway, I'll go down

Nothing can be sweeter than the sound of making love

Baby, when I start I just can't stop

I love you from the bottom to the top

Nothing is forbidden when we touch

[Chorus]

Baby, I wanna do

All of the things your man won't do (I'm gonna-I'm gonna-I'm-I'm-I'm)

(I'll do them for you)

Sweet lady (Baby), I wanna do (I wanna do)

All of the things your man won't do (And-ohh yeahh-yeah-yeah)

(I'll do them for you)

[Break]

Ooh, I got a jones in my bones for you

There ain't a damn thing that I won't do

I'll make your body cream with my sex machine

I won't stop until I hear your mother scream

[Chorus]

Lady, I wanna do (I wanna do)

All of the things your man won't do (Oh, oh, oh-ah, yeah, yeah)

I'll do them for you

Baby (All the things), I wanna do (Wanna do)

All of the things your man won't do (Yeah, ohh, oh)

I'll do them for you (I wanna do it for you, baby)

Sweet lady, I wanna do

All of (All of) the things your man won't do

I'll do them for you

Baby, I wanna do

All of the things your man won't do

I'll do them for you

Sweet lady, I wanna do

All of the things your man won't do

I'll do them for you

The Trump Song by Crab Shack Orchestra

To the tune of Country Joes Vietnam song

I like it capo'd on 3

To the tune of Country Joes Vietnam song

Verse 1

Well come on all you angry white men,

Donald Trump needs your help again

Got himself a half baked plan

To make America great again

So lets keep out the muslems and the mexicans too

Gonna build a wall to the moon

And its 123, what am I angry for?

Don't ask me I don't have a clue

Gonna watch some more Fox News

and its 567 what about pizza-gate

well, there ain't no time to ask why or how

screw the mainstream media anyhow

verse 2

Now PC culture really makes me mad,

Cause I grab em by the pussy like my dear old dad [or "and so did my dad"]

The only decency [or dignity] that I've ever known

I measure in dollars [or inches] when I'm home alone

So lets repeal Dodd-Frank and give it all to the banks

Gonna make the economy tank [whoopee!]

and its 123, why don't they like [or trust] me now

don't ask me I don't give a clue

Gonna drop a Twitter bomb on you

And its 567

Maybe youre sad or youre overrated,

Verse 3

Ill drop a Twitter bomb if you make me mad

I'll call you overrated or maybe you're sad

At 3am that's what I'm thinking about

That's why my face / is an angry pout

So lets all grab our guns and start to drain out the swamp

Were the laughing stock of the world

and its 123, I dont even give a damn

Reality is all fake news

No ones going to tell me what to do

And its 567

Verse 4

Well Donald Trump is happy again,

Cause he's got himself a few good men

A fox in every henhouse to do as they please

Which is bring this government to its knees

What good is public education or the birds and the bees

_________________

And it's 1-2-3, what are we frightened for?

Don't ask me I don't have a clue, but orange man is coming for you

And its 5-6-7 ________

Verse 5

Screw those people for takin our checks

Don't you know America is for the rednecks

So lets hang out in Walmart and eat government cheese

Gonna blame it all on the chinese

And it's five, six, seven, lets take over the United States

Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna cry

Well come on all you angry white men,

next we're gonna get the Mexicans

Last verse, make it positive:

So pick up our mouses and pick up our phones,

And make ourselves noticed

We're the laughing stock of the world

Maybe we'll be less of a laughing stock to the world if we resist

the world is laughing at us

well, there ain't no time to ask me how, [next time "when", "where", "why"]

123 what are we frightened for

don't touch my guns

turning washington into wwf

drain the swamp

(let wall street go crazy)

Is stored in my personal bank account

this land is your lahd, this land is my land

Well come on ladies, you better run away fast

pick on the mexicans

don't tell me I mexican't, because I mexican!

So pick up your mouse, pick up your phone,

we're gonna

jail hillary

fake news

the world is laughing at us

crazy handshake

pick on the mexicans

I've got one word for you: SAD

make america great again

grab em by the pussy

ivanka and barron

cheesy gold guilt plated

the orange man

drain the swamp

fake news

Well Im not really worried about you

Because youre so distracted by me being an asshole

Mys upporters dont care, and I dont need you anyway

Poor Bob by Crab Shack Orchestra

Intro: G / Em / A7 / xx0210 D7

G Em [or Em7]

Poor Bob, out all alone

A7 D7

Stuck on a sandbar about a mile from home

G Em

All the Boathouse is wondering why

A7 D7

With a GPS and a fish finder you didn't just cruise on by

G Em

Hey Bob, don't fall off your boat

A7 D7

Especially if you're not wearing your favorite float coat

G Em

That there water is only knee deep

A7 D7

With the tide going out you might as well get some sleep

C G

Hey Bob, something went wrong

A7 D7

Those new gizmos should have helped you along

G Em

Poor Bob, stuck on the Bay

A7 D7

High and dry about a mile away

G Em

Went out for rockfish and took the back door

A7 D7

Shoulda studied those tide charts some more

C G

Here comes the Shrimp Boat, going mighty slow

A7 D7

Thew him a rope, and we gave him a tow

[titty kazoo over a verse]

G Em

Now Bob, is back from the Bay

A7 D7

I think he had a pretty bad day.

G Em

Hey Bob, we're glad you came back

A7 D7

So we could party with you at the crab shack

C G

You can smoke all your worires away

A7 D7

Those fish will wait for you another day

New verse:

Now Bob, has left the sandbar

Went out fishing amongst the stars

No float coat needed, and no fish & game

Youre never skunked and theres never a snag

You know we miss him, butt we all are sure glad

For all he taught us and teh fun times we had

Verse 1:

G Em [or Em7]

Poor Bob, out all alone

A7 D7

Stuck on a sandbar about a mile from home

G Em

All the Boathouse is wondering why

A7 D7

With a GPS and a fish finder you didn't just cruise on by

C G

Hey Bob, what have you done?

A7 D7

On the radio trying to call someone...

[titty over a verse and then end on G]

[repeat whole song, wants a singalong]

Just lyrics:

Poor Bob, out all alone

Stuck on a sandbar about a mile from home

All the Boathouse is wondering why

With a GPS and a fish finder you didn't just cruise on by

Hey Bob, don't fall off your boat

Especially if you're not wearing your favorite float coat

That there water is only knee deep

With the tide going out you might as well get some sleep

Hey Bob, something went wrong

Those new gizmos should have helped you along

Poor Bob, stuck on the Bay

High and dry about a mile away

Went out for rockfish and took the back door

Shoulda studied those tide charts some more

Here comes the Shrimp Boat, going mighty slow

Thew him a rope, and we gave him a tow

[titty kazoo over a verse]

Now Bob, is back from the Bay

I think he had a pretty bad day.

Hey Bob, we're glad you came back

So we could party with you at the crab shack

You can smoke all your worires away

Those fish will wait for you another day

Poor Bob, out all alone

Stuck on a sandbar about a mile from home

All the Boathouse is wondering why

With a GPS and a fish finder you didn't just cruise on by

Hey Bob, what have you done?

On the radio trying to call someone...

C G

Hey Bob, where are you at?

Hey Bob, what the hell's up?

A7 D7

We're leaving now, just stay put

Happy Birthday Bob by Crabshack Orchestra

(key of A). Actually I think I like it better in D.

A E7

80 years old is a lot

A

But please do not be distraught

A A7 D [D#dim]

Cause the Shrimp Boat's here to say....

A E7 A

Happy birthday to you

A E7

Happy birthday to you

A

Happy birthday to you

A A7 D [D#dim]

Happy birthday, dear Bob

A E7 A

Happy birthday to you.

A E7

Now you're grumpy and old

A

And you hate your cell phone

A A7 D [D#dim]

But there's one thing we want to say...

A E7 A

Happy birthday to you

[Chorus]

[Very optional verse:]

A E7

Sometimes the fishing really sucks

A

And Fish & Game fines you a couple of bucks

A A7 D [D#dim]

But there's one thing we want to say...

A E7 A

Happy birthday to you

And you seem to catch nothing but ducks

- trailer on fire

- float coat

Possible intro:

He was in dire straits, had to accept his fate

First respjnsers were running a little late

Poo Poo Tidal Wave by Crab Shack Orchestra

Gm / Eb / D / C

Gm Eb D C

Don't camp in W W-1

Don't camp in W W-1

That's poo poo

All over you

It wasn't just a bad dream

Youre camping in a shit stream

So go ahead and run your microwave

We're sending you a poo poo tidal wave

C Eb

So you better call the Gatehouse, and get a new spot

D

Because we're sending you some liquid food for thought...

Verse 2:

That's Ethan's breakfast

Four days ago

Taco Bell, Red Robin Too

All over you

Its going to be a long night

Because you're camping in the shit site

C Eb

So you better pack your stuff up, and wipe your shoes

D

Cause something stinky is starting to ooze

Don't camp in W W-1 [Its a shitstorm!]

Don't camp in W W-1 [shit hit the fan!]

Don't camp in W W-1 [Up shits creek!]

Don't camp in W W-1 [The overflow camp spot!]

Don't camp in W W-1 [Old fartful!]

Ending:

C Gm

Things are going to shit!

[Optional additional verse:]

Old fartful.

It happened again

The water levels rising

Shit storm on the horizon

If you wake up and it smells like an open grave,

were sending you a poo poo tidal wave

first you reaslize, and then youre traumotized

The shit storm is forecasted

- the tide is high

- flush

- downstream

Open Fire on the Dead Heads by Crab Shack Orchestra

Nice to go into the Scarlet rap and then Get Up Stand Up into Garden Grove

B / A (or can do with G / F, as was originally in)

Fire! Open fire on the dead heads!

Fire! Open fire on the dead heads!

And no, you can't use my AAA card

And no, I ain't got your miracle

And no, I can't watch your dog

And no, you can't crash on my couch for awhile

Fire! Open fire on the dead heads!

Fire! Open fire on the dead heads!

And no, I don't want to sell my van

And no, I dont want some grilled cheese sandwitches

And no, you cant do you laundry at my house

And no, you cant crash on my van

And no, you cant have a jump

And no, you cant have my nitrous balloon

And no, you cant have a grilled cheese sandwithch

And no, I dont have a miracle for you

And no, you cant do your laundry at my place

Oh No You Didnt by Crab Shack Orchestra

Oh no you didnt

No you havent

No you werent

Not even close

You slept in

Missed the boat

You heard about it

Then you went back to sleep

[bridge]

I heard it all

Had enough

You slept in

Missed the whole thing

Lola Lola Lola

Gm / Eb / Cm / F F# (the F# can be dim)

Lola lola lola!

Viens pret de moi

Viens ici avec moi

Mon petit chat

Theres no more Mishka

And no more sand between your toes

Except in the kitty litter, we brought smoe beach home for you

A new backyard to explore

All those other cats instead of skunks

Probably some skunks too

And possums. Lots of possums, drooling at you.

Jims cat downstairs is older than you

The cat door is a bit of a mystery. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt.

And if you get lost well post lost cat signs.

You can sleep all day on the bean bag waiting for your gumball machine to drop you more food.

The beanbag makes a great place to sleep between

Home at the Shack

Where seldom is heard, any peace from tbe birds

And Lola wants to be fed all day

Richmond by Jim Erickson

I'm going down to Richmond

Going down tonight

I'm going down to Richmond

I'm going to see the light

Going down to Richmond town

Street lights burning low

Going down to Richomond town tonight

Working On

Songs from song notes:

Stuff to concentrate on:

Casually working on:

Scrubs (Cm7 / G#m7 / Eb7? / G#m7)

Date Rape

Blackbird (nice to combine the real way with the actual chords)

Longer by Dan Fogelberg

New but added way above:

- just the two of us

- play with fire by rolling stones

- ramble on

- add chords to other verses in waiting for the miracle

- get the bridge to tumbling tumbleweeds.

- other verses to Crazy by Gnarles

- add Am version (original key) to Land Down Under

Leaning:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaning_on_the_Everlasting_Arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N9LnkKQfuc

NEED TO COPY IN STAYIN ALIVE FROM SHACK LAPTOP

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Working on:

Ring of Fire

Set:

Big Bad Bill

Mambo Italiano

Just a Gigollo

Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme - transpose to D

April Comes She Will - the Fmaj7 should be Am

Add Motion Picture Soundtrack by Radiohead

Fix chord spacing on creep, exit music, aint no sunshine

Finish Magic Bus

Ukelele Ladyu: http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/b/bette_midler/ukulele_lady_crd_1058383id_20052011date.htm

Scarlet: http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/s/sublime/scarlet_begonias_tab.htm

Longer Than by Dan Folgelberg

Bunch of good blues songs

Death Dont Have No Mercy

Circus Song (how done with mike?)

New stuff mixed in:

New York State of Mind (!!!) (new key). Also confirm new key with old chords (maybe take the jazz chords from there?)

Love You Inside and Out (new key)

When doves cry

Rich Girl

Black Dog, Gallows Pole, what is and what should never be

Could You Be Loved (also have to format it)

Queen Bitch (Lou Reed style...)

Lola

Vienna Waits for You, lower key, hallelujia

Put text between H3 tags so they dont get transposed.

Dire Wolf

Love Me Two Times

Lucy in the Sky

 

 

TOC

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

PART 6

PART 7

PART 8

PART 9

PART 10

PART 11

PART 12

 

 

 

 

uke stuff

 

 

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